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bry2500
08-04-2009, 02:34 AM
Shake his rear in a threatening manner towards the ref, this got the attention of....................
Marty04Sierra
08-04-2009, 08:31 PM
the judges who....
thrasher
08-05-2009, 09:23 PM
gave him a penalty for...
kgibson181
08-05-2009, 11:36 PM
acting inappropriate in public and...
tigersdl65
08-06-2009, 09:16 AM
also threatening the life of an innocent person.....
kgibson181
08-06-2009, 11:29 AM
then the judges called the cops......
thrasher
08-06-2009, 08:37 PM
and bounced his sorry ass back into jail...
InMyChevyVan
08-06-2009, 09:14 PM
Deputy Barney Fife puts him in cell number one
kgibson181
08-06-2009, 09:39 PM
where Barney talks to him untill he is about to go crazy, then Andy walked in and.....
Marty04Sierra
08-06-2009, 11:16 PM
takes them both fishing where they caught...
kgibson181
08-07-2009, 10:20 AM
The guys ex-wife beating her new boyfriend just like she had him......
Marty04Sierra
08-07-2009, 04:00 PM
except he was enjoying it way too much....
kgibson181
08-07-2009, 08:30 PM
and somehow he thought he loved her again but then quickly slapped himself and......
'92Silverado
08-07-2009, 09:10 PM
realized that he left his truck in neutral, only to see it smash into a prius and...
Marty04Sierra
08-07-2009, 10:10 PM
no big deal it did not even scratch his bumper but the Prius...
thrasher
08-07-2009, 10:21 PM
folded up like a cheap lawn chair...
kgibson181
08-07-2009, 10:34 PM
unfortunately with its owner inside.....
Marty04Sierra
08-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Luckily she survived but, she…..
tigersdl65
08-09-2009, 08:59 PM
could no longer speak, so she was just making motions and acting...
tattooed4life
08-09-2009, 09:54 PM
like one of the woman from a lifetime movie...........
Marty04Sierra
08-09-2009, 10:38 PM
that have lost their husbands, daughters, sons and .......
kgibson181
08-10-2009, 12:23 AM
are overly hysterical causing people to believe them less....
bry2500
08-10-2009, 12:34 PM
regardless that she was a partner at a major law firm that was representing............
Marty04Sierra
08-10-2009, 02:10 PM
the homeless who were suing....
bry2500
08-11-2009, 03:01 AM
the city for making park benches to hard, this in turn sparked......................
Marty04Sierra
08-12-2009, 01:09 AM
an all out revolution and they started burning....
bry2500
08-12-2009, 12:30 PM
fords, the flames devoured everything including..............................
kgibson181
08-12-2009, 06:22 PM
Toyotas and Dodges but the chevys stood strong and were used......
vms4evr
08-12-2009, 08:34 PM
to rescue a grateful nation from ...
88Jimmy4X4
08-12-2009, 10:15 PM
The hordes of Electric cars coming from the one place you would never expect...
tigersdl65
08-13-2009, 07:16 PM
an under ground military base in the arctic ocean.....
bry2500
08-14-2009, 07:34 AM
that was inhabited by..................
thrasher
08-14-2009, 08:57 PM
40 foot long, purple 3 eyed squid...
kgibson181
08-15-2009, 11:20 AM
that had lived for 400 years and seen.....
tigersdl65
08-15-2009, 12:29 PM
no daylight since their first week of life. These squid had 3 eyes because....
bry2500
08-15-2009, 06:01 PM
they had to watch their backs because the long horned 8 legged..................
kgibson181
08-15-2009, 07:00 PM
Cow was a known predator in the area and was a danger to the squid unless......
bry2500
08-16-2009, 10:11 AM
it's third eye faced north at all times allowing only.........................
kgibson181
08-16-2009, 03:53 PM
the southwestern beetle to attack it which wasn't deadly like the cow but was.......
tattooed4life
08-16-2009, 10:38 PM
extremely ugly and had a very foul odor that ...................
kgibson181
08-17-2009, 12:53 AM
caused the squid to pass out at times allowing....
artlock
08-17-2009, 07:07 AM
the beetle to eat it's flesh and...
kgibson181
08-17-2009, 01:03 PM
leave huge chunks out of the squid which oddly enough........
thrasher
08-21-2009, 07:59 PM
Caused it to make a whistling sound when the wind blows...
kgibson181
08-21-2009, 08:32 PM
which drove away its only mate, the great white, leaving.......
Marty04Sierra
08-23-2009, 04:11 PM
the squid to die of loneliness...
thrasher
08-23-2009, 04:15 PM
which was sad, because all of a sudden, 12 female squids swam by...
Marty04Sierra
08-23-2009, 04:26 PM
Fortunately they found a sperm whale and….
kgibson181
08-23-2009, 04:52 PM
went at it like the wild animals they are until....
Marty04Sierra
08-23-2009, 06:39 PM
he had to come up for air and....
kgibson181
08-23-2009, 07:50 PM
was then shot by poachers and then sank down to the......
vms4evr
08-23-2009, 10:36 PM
to the depths of the ocean floor where they started to eat him until .....
kgibson181
08-23-2009, 11:28 PM
there was nothing left but the prosperous diners now......
Marty04Sierra
08-25-2009, 08:30 PM
they swam to the surface where they met.....
bry2500
08-26-2009, 12:35 PM
Kojak who was trying to solve the drowning death of.................
Marty04Sierra
08-26-2009, 05:36 PM
a Great White Shark that had.........
thrasher
08-27-2009, 12:19 AM
Eaten a girl at the beach without her permission...
thrasher
08-27-2009, 12:19 AM
Although she thoroughly enjoyed it...
Marty04Sierra
08-27-2009, 12:48 AM
until her husband showed up and he...
kgibson181
08-27-2009, 05:09 PM
went ape on Kojak causing.......
Marty04Sierra
08-27-2009, 06:11 PM
him to start crying and...
kgibson181
08-27-2009, 08:16 PM
confess he was a wimp and then.......
Marty04Sierra
08-27-2009, 08:28 PM
decided to man up and grab a big stick and ......
kgibson181
08-27-2009, 08:42 PM
beat the crap out of the ladys husband and throw him in the......
Marty04Sierra
08-27-2009, 09:20 PM
in the river he swam to...
kgibson181
08-27-2009, 09:34 PM
Russia where he was accepted and quickly climbed the ladder of.......
Marty04Sierra
08-28-2009, 11:28 AM
success reaching the rank of...
first assistant to the Czar's Mistress which empowered him to...
kgibson181
08-28-2009, 05:13 PM
Make important decisions on nuclear warheads resulting in...
Marty04Sierra
08-28-2009, 05:29 PM
the price of nuclear warheads increasing, which in turn.......
woke Pamela Ewing whereupon she realized...
kgibson181
08-28-2009, 05:43 PM
She was about to be attacked and.......
Marty04Sierra
08-28-2009, 06:32 PM
she packed her bags and headed back to Dallas and......
kgibson181
08-28-2009, 07:01 PM
Seeked shelter in the........
Marty04Sierra
08-28-2009, 07:08 PM
Cowboys locker room where she met....
kgibson181
08-28-2009, 07:35 PM
Tony Romo who was.......
lying to Jessica Simpson about his extra long...
Marty04Sierra
08-28-2009, 07:54 PM
on his way to meet Jessica, he seen Pan and started running....
5speedsilverado
08-28-2009, 10:15 PM
to the grocery store......
kgibson181
08-29-2009, 11:46 AM
to pick up emergency supplies to....
Marty04Sierra
08-29-2009, 03:01 PM
battle the invasion from...
kgibson181
08-29-2009, 03:21 PM
Martians who had a secret weapon called......
Marty04Sierra
08-29-2009, 08:35 PM
PMS which scares the....
kgibson181
08-29-2009, 09:29 PM
crap out of every man around leaving only women to.......
Marty04Sierra
08-29-2009, 09:34 PM
fight the Martians with their...
kgibson181
08-29-2009, 09:52 PM
stash of spoiled leftovers that made the martians sick, sending them.........
Marty04Sierra
08-29-2009, 10:12 PM
to sick bay aboard the Enterprise where "Bones".......
kgibson181
08-29-2009, 10:30 PM
Used them as extras on the hit T.V. show....
Marty04Sierra
08-30-2009, 11:57 AM
Star Trek, which was being filmed in….
kgibson181
08-30-2009, 04:53 PM
3D to accommodate the new demand for....
thrasher
08-30-2009, 07:50 PM
rehashed tv shows turned into...
Marty04Sierra
08-30-2009, 09:23 PM
reruns for all the Ford drivers to.........
kgibson181
08-30-2009, 11:28 PM
sit and watch over and over untill they.....
Marty04Sierra
08-31-2009, 01:54 AM
come to their senses and by GM.....
kgibson181
09-01-2009, 05:44 PM
setting the economy back straight and leaving ford to
Marty04Sierra
09-12-2009, 11:41 PM
battle chrysler for second place .....
vms4evr
09-12-2009, 11:48 PM
where they belong because ....
kgibson181
09-27-2009, 04:37 PM
its just simple logic that no other automaker can.....
Marty04Sierra
09-27-2009, 10:19 PM
compete with GM because.....
Cfl383
09-29-2009, 10:35 PM
because we are the best dang thing that ever happend to this dang planet... :)
kgibson181
10-07-2009, 06:11 PM
and all of our vehicles last longer than those crazy........
Marty04Sierra
10-12-2009, 12:27 PM
horses but they were better because they made gas.....
kgibson181
10-16-2009, 07:19 PM
a booming industry therefore building this country from.......
Marty04Sierra
02-20-2010, 07:12 PM
beans and beer, creating one of the largest...
Stealth
02-20-2010, 11:14 PM
cow-hating societs in the world...
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