One sentence at a time story 3

[MD4x4 Fireman]

I started my summer out with a roadtrip to New Orleans to cruise with Finalday7. I planned on meeting up with other members as I was on my way. So once I got going.....

[Holy Smoke]

I reolized that "finalday7" was nowhere to be found. Where was that truck driving dude??? Yep, he was...

[RatRod]

picking up donuts for the long trip. he saw some girls hitchhiking and...

[finalday7]

Of course I picked up the three stranded Saints cheerleaders.

[Holy Smoke]

Smooth guy that he is,, Finalday7 reolized that is was going to get crampted soon so he quikly introduced the beautiful babys to us, their names were....

[RatRod]

Bunni, Sami and Gigi. The girls noticed blue pills in the glovebox when they were looking for a map. They asked Finalday7 what do you............

[finalday7]

know about Quantum Physics?

[Holy Smoke]

And he Proudly said.....

[Sooner]

Never cook bacon naked......

[Holy Smoke]

apparently Finalday7 had something else on his mind. Food, again. So we were driving and looking for a place to eat and guess who we saw on the side of the road waving at us from the "GMTruckClub" ? It was.....

[sierraman]

sierraman, wanting to know if he could catch a ride to...

[finalday7]

We all said yes but sierraman quickly replied " Oh wait I better ask my girlfriend". :gasp: Sorry buddy.

[Holy Smoke]

We were going to be sharing Bunni, Sami, and Gigi. (I had my worries about Sami). And , we saw Sierraman's girlfriend and we all agreed that....

[RatRod]

she could come along also and she brought her twin sister along. Her sister had the biggest........

[finalday7]

smile on her face when she saw the group of guys she'd be travelling with.

[Holy Smoke]

Well, Since Sierraman got picked in New Orleans where he lives (unless he was on a trip). I guess I'm going to catch a plane to see if I can find this group, they must have driven right by my house. I do want to see the girl with the big.........smile. (You thought I was going to say...:gasp:

[RatRod]

really big grin. They decided to go on a three hour tour to.............

[Holy Smoke]

find some places to visit, but realized they were lost. The girls never found a map and Md4x4 was being real quiet, then it was obvious,, they...

[RatRod]

were all blondes. So they bought a GPS unit and set off for........

[Holy Smoke]

:party:A Place to PAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAA.:party: They were driving around down town and they noticed RATROD at the main door of a real wild place, waving them to come in.. He said, Hey guys,.......

[MD4x4 Fireman]

come on in and join the fun. we can cruise later...

On a side note once my dad stops being a dick and unplugging the router ill chime in more

[RatRod]

to Porky's. At the party Sierraman was hitting on Sami and then he saw her...............

[finalday7]

from the ground because he had tripped and fallen on..

[Holy Smoke]

MD4x4's dad, Dick.. (I'm sorry, he was being a dick?). He was changing another router, right there at the party. Sierraman's girl friend was really getting ticked for forgetting her, she was mad, she walked up to Sierraman, grabbed him AND ....:no:...

[RatRod]

threw the engagement ring at him. She took off with Holy Smoke and they

[Holy Smoke]

met at the door,, cause I just arrived there from the air port. Who told you about me? I asked and she said RatRod. He didn't tell you I was married?
I had to find him for doing this,,,,,i didn't know what he looked like,(lucky for him). Steve had just arrived and he told Sierraman's X girl friend she should.......

[RatRod]

look for Sami and she would be in for a big............

[finalday7]

suprise, because Sami was a man. Feeling bad for throwing the ring at Sierraman, she quickly forgave him and they dissapered behind the

[RatRod]

cabana and made passionate ........................

[Holy Smoke]

mixed drinks for everyone since the bartender was not there. I was still looking for Ratrod. Steve was so happy to get another problem solved there, that he was standing on the bar telling everyone to stand on one leg and .....

[finalday7]

spin around in a circle and

[RatRod]

try to touch their nose with the right hand. Steve headed to the stage and ....

[Holy Smoke]

decided to show them how this is done when he noticed he had no.....

[RatRod]

pants on he forgot that he left them..................

[finalday7]

in the mens room where he was peed on by

[RatRod]

Sami. Steve was so freaked he took them off and left them. Holy Smoke was lighting up a .....

[Holy Smoke]

funny looking cigarette that RatRod wanted, since Holy Smoke only smoked tires, he couldn't figure how to light one, so RatRod said "let me have that and lit off the biggest.....

[RatRod]

doobie you have ever seen, Holy Smoke said, dont bogart that joint my friend, pass it.......

[Holy Smoke]

to Steve, cause he really needs to relax after getting peed on. Then Holy Smoke noticed that was RatRod the guy that was setting him up so he .....

[RatRod]

could get a date with one of the girls. Since we are all single in this adventure Steve had his eye on.............

[Holy Smoke]

this older lady in the corner, I mean old. He said " I'm going to go show her my.......:neutral:

[finalday7]

my nice new pocket protector. The old lady just looked at him and said

[RatRod]

can you show me how it works? And she said let me show you my...........

[Holy Smoke]

pocket protector. She said "Mine can hold 3 pens, 2 mech. pencil, 1 protractor, 3 allen wrenches, 2 phillip heads, and one 12 inch.....

[RatRod]

ruler so I can measure your.....

[Holy Smoke]

HOTDOG,,, that's what Steve wanted to order there at the Club, he was so hungry. He went to order and discovered......

[finalday7]

everyone was starting to head back to the hotel to prepare to get back on the roadtrip.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

So when the next morning rolled around everyone hopped in their rides and started off toward florida. Just so everyone could.....

[RatRod]

head to Disney World. Steve was so excited that he wore his Mickey Mouse..........

[MD4x4 Fireman]

hat that had the ears on it. so once we got there, we all....

[RatRod]

headed to our hotel and freshen up and took off for.......

[finalday7]

Waffle house because we were starving. Next thing we know Kid Rock comes through the door with

[RatRod]

with Sami and they are going at it. Finalday7 walks up to Kid Rock and tells him ..........

[finalday7]

dude you've got food stains all over your shirt.

[Holy Smoke]

Kid Rock said,"Thanks man ,that took some guts, " and he paid for finalday7's breakfast. Finalday was grinning and walking back when he fell over.....

[finalday7]

his own foot. God I hate being clumsy.

[RatRod]

everyone went the the hospital to visit Finalday and sign his cast. Sami was in a candy striper uniform and said that she would give Finalday a ..............

[Holy Smoke]

a freekin nose bleed if he ever grabbed her again. Which was a surprise to all since Sami wasn't really a girl.

[finalday7]

Everyone understood why I grabbed sami because I was high on morphine but as we left the hospital I thought I'd never here the end of it.

[Holy Smoke]

and boy was he right, we would not let him here the end of it. finalday7 went back to helping greenmachine with performance inhansors. Where was jeffs89suburban,I asked?

[RatRod]

Sami is a performance enhancer? Finalday was still on medication and just couldnt let go so we all...............

[Holy Smoke]

agreed to grab a lot of....:gasp:

[finalday7]

dissenfectant so we could wash our hands with her.

[RatRod]

Finalday kept referring to Sami as her, some one had to let Finalday know that Sami had deep feelings for..........

[finalday7]

Grapes, she just couldn't get enough.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

and then i said every girl likes fruits. they are good for.....

[RatRod]

irregularity , so candy stripper Sami fed grapes all night long to...........

[Holy Smoke]

finalday7, because he won't go. Sami kept feeding and feeding,and final couldn't tell us what he mean't. It's not that he couldn't go, it's that he wanted to .....

[RatRod]

get a sponge bath. He longed for Sami to............

[finalday7]

leave so that she could go spend some time with MD4x4.

[RatRod]

Well Finalday could leave the hospital so they all loaded up the van and headed for..........

[Holy Smoke]

Ms. Beverly Hill's house, she was down the block. When we got there (our numbers had grown) she greeted us at the door wearing the biggest.....

[MD4x4 Fireman]

smile(lol) any of us had ever seen. so we went in and began to....

[Holy Smoke]

fix her broken truck and she came out and said, WAIT.......

[RatRod]

I am experiencing pain in my chest could someone come and take a look at my...........

[Holy Smoke]

big screen t.v. cause I thought it was sending off funny radiation. But I said NO, it can't be that, your chest wasn't facing that direction, it was facing....

[finalday7]

kitchen window because sierraman was behind her helping

[Holy Smoke]

her with her skirt that had gotten stuck in the.......

[RatRod]

dishwasher, the only thing to do was to have her remove the..........

[Holy Smoke]

skirt.....:gasp:

[RatRod]

So sami came in and helped her out of the skirt. She stood there with nothing but......

[GM_Guy]

a smile on her face

[RatRod]

and a teeny little...........

[Holy Smoke]

bead of sweat was...

[RatRod]

was coming from her............

[Holy Smoke]

forehead because....

[RatRod]

she was nekkid and didnt know what to do. Steve came to the rescue and.....

[GM_Guy]

called the Texas Rangers

[RatRod]

who charged in and ...........

[Holy Smoke]

started beeting up on the........FURNITURE ????? no,,, this was not a typo....
You can Imagine what this did,,,, the.......

[RatRod]

woman charged the Texas rangers and.......

[Holy Smoke]

Kicked more _sssss. than a mess of rangers ever could. body parts were flying everywhere. Steve,seeing the problem and reolizing it was out of hand and being the wise and great leader he is, with all his wisdom and maturity SAID.......

[GM_Guy]

I'm gettin the heck outa here

[Holy Smoke]

so he left,,,, "what were we to do, h. smoke said"?

[finalday7]

Just then someone wearing a black cape and mask came crashing through the roof. It was

[Holy Smoke]

Sorry, I was in the bathroom, I didn't see. anybody else see??

[GM_Guy]

it was some idiot

[Holy Smoke]

Well, who ever he is, he's standing on finalday's ......

[RatRod]

chest, when finalday looked up and saw he had a skirt on he saw his.......

[MD4x4 Fireman]

speedo since the guy was wearing a kilt and heading to the lake after a long day of playing the bagpipes. so we all looked confused and then someone asked....

[Holy Smoke]

Was that MD4x4 that was so brave to look up there? Man,,, he is really brave. No wonder, he's a fireman. So....

[MD4x4 Fireman]

once again I saved the day. then we all headed for the lake to do some fishing since the park was now open(yes i did just reference the 2nd thread). but we had to stop to get suppies so we went to....

[Holy Smoke]

Someplace other than Wal mart?? I'm scaired of William Shatner:fighting0040:

[MD4x4 Fireman]

so we went to the Bass Pro Shop

[Holy Smoke]

So we could get equipment and I could check out the towables........What??:gasp: You said we were going to the lake !

[MD4x4 Fireman]

but we wanted to be prepared for ANYTHING

[Holy Smoke]

So we had a lot of things to get, rope, towels, toilet paper, pepto bismal,sun glasses:glasses:,,,,,

[finalday7]

After deciding we wanted to head to florida I made a quick 5 min ride back to my house to pick up the sea-doo and beer.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

and then the whole convoy got on our way to Florida.

[Holy Smoke]

sunscreen,15or30, arch supports,bathroom slippers, rash cream, fiber pills,fertilizer,grass seed,toilet cleaner...:rofl:

[finalday7]

So as HolySmoke, acted like the mom for trip:gasp:and made sure we had everything we needed. We started on our 4 hour trip to Destin.

[Holy Smoke]

Destin??,, more maps,diaper bag, bottle opener, lip gloss,wig cleaner...

[finalday7]

Yeah I figured the Destin/ Ft Walton area as it's my fav place in florida and it's not all that expensive. ( None of us drive denali's here)

[Holy Smoke]

Boy,, it took me a long time to get everything. I rang it up and went to the parking lot, and those guys left so I quikly......

[finalday7]

I didn't even get two feet in the car before they were off.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

but its because we wanted to get going so we were there soon

[finalday7]

enough to head to hooters for some eye candy and

[RatRod]

chicken breasts. The Hooter girl went up to Finalday and put her.......

[Holy Smoke]

pen in his ear,, and said,,,,,,,,,can you hear me now ? :tongue:

[MD4x4 Fireman]

he said NO but now my ear hurts. no can you please go get me some.......

[Holy Smoke]

aspirin and some water. Then finalday asks us all,, does the pen in my ear make my nose look smaller,? We knew he had a rough day.

[95CTburb19]

The waitress came back except now she was on fire!

[Holy Smoke]

What got you so HOT there sweetheart? we asked !

[MD4x4 Fireman]

she said that guy over there that drove in that big truck. she was pointing at............

[95CTburb19]

my black suburban which was parked on top of her car in the parking lot.

[Holy Smoke]

We said," Well, hold still and we'll put you out.(she was on fire). And we'll figure what to do with her Flattened car.:oops:

[finalday7]

So as everyone discussed how to fix the car problem I just couldn't help but think " When's the food comin?"

[Holy Smoke]

And boy was finalday right !! It was so long ago, I couldn't even remembered what I ordered. Does anybody remember what I ordered ???:rolleyes:

[95CTburb19]

then i remembered it was 400 hotwings and a keg of chocolate milk.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

i couldnt wait. cause i love my chocolate milk and hotwings....

[crane3447]

but the waitress was crying so much about her car that 95ctburb19 decided to make her feel better by...

[MD4x4 Fireman]

tell her that we would leave a BIG tip for her and his insurance info

[Holy Smoke]

She felt so much happier that she brought out more food and she brought me another keg of chocolate milk. What?, you think that was alot, you should have seen the straw.:gasp:

[MD4x4 Fireman]

so we finished our food we got our bill, left a BIG tip/insurance info, and left there. after about 5minutes of driving we saw a sign that said "beware of the vampire cows" we were all very puzzuled then someone said.....

[crane3447]

we don't have vampire cows in Canada, winters are to long and they're cold blooded. But I here tell that when you milk them......

[Holy Smoke]

and they don't give milk,, you don't say "BITE ME" Cause they will. (Well at least that's what I heard they do). Welll, that's what Crane3447 said. The guy with the real nice truck with the 327 badge up front.(didn't think I noticed)

[finalday7]

so of course we all stopped to check on these vampire cows when we noticed that

[MD4x4 Fireman]

they had HUGE....

[Pete95Sierra]

space shuttles, hidden underneath them that they were sitting on which they planned to take to.....

[RatRod]

Disney World to catch up with the rest of the......

[95CTburb19]

greeen penguins from neptune

[MD4x4 Fireman]

So we left the cows and kept going on our way to.....

[Holy Smoke]

Destin/Ft Walton area. Since Finalday is bringing those watercrafts ,(Sea-doo) and I still got this boat following me everywhere, Destin sounds good to me. I'm sure we can discribe some skiing formations that we'll be trying.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

well i just hope its good since the videos will end up on youtube. but finalday had a great idea, he said....

[Holy Smoke]

:sign0023::sign0023::sign0023: Oh,,,,I'm sorry, I interupted. I'll be quiet.:sleep:

[finalday7]

I'm hungry again.

[MD4x4 Fireman]

and weall said your always hungry finalday

[finalday7]

that's right but I figure we could wait till we got to the hotel, so we kept on going.

[Holy Smoke]

That's when I gave some Chocolate milk to finalday. I had left over from the keg. How I did that, I don't know, being that I'm driving another truck pulling a boat. I think I broke the :rules:

[finalday7]

tap when I hit the ditch after doing this amazing feet of chocolate milk delivery.

[Holy Smoke]

Ooouuuuwwww !!! BTW I'm bringing a new boat driver. Who's first ?

[Holy Smoke]

Your right,, I won't trust that boat driver either. After driving for 3-4 days, I asked "are we there yet?"

[MD4x4 Fireman]

I said ill drive the boat, but we got to make it there in 1 piece

[Holy Smoke]

Great idea... Are we eatin or are we getin wet?

[TheonenonlyBella]

Well, were gonna eat then were gonna get wet

[Holy Smoke]

Good idea. I think there is a resturant at the lake. I wonder if they have Chocolate milk by the KEG. Bella ! :sign0016:

[ScReWs®lOoSe]

Actually the only thing HOOTERS has on tap is NewCastle... sorry but...

[Holy Smoke]

maybe I can give them a call,I can't believe that ,no chocolate milk. What is there phone number,? 1-800-HOO-TERS? Can I get a motocycle ride? haa:happy:

[RatRod]

we took the Hogs to Hooters and stared at the ................

[95CTburb19]

HUGE SET OF
















wings...... :great: (perverts)

[Pete95Sierra]

than we looked at the huge set of merchandise they had for sale and decided to buy the....

[RatRod]

shirts that had big old..............

[ScReWs®lOoSe]

Letters that read "HONK IF....

[crane3447]

YOU WOULD RATHER PUSH A GM THEN DRIVE A FORD" man it got so loud that .....

[ScReWs®lOoSe]

my eardums spontaniously combusted, so I had to rush myself to...

[Pete95Sierra]

The bar to grab a beer and some....

[Holy Smoke]

wings , just so I could.....

[finalday7]

smell the sweet scent of

[crane3447]

those hot little...

[Holy Smoke]

bite size....

[Pete95Sierra]

teeny tiny....

[finalday7]

Lemon wet naps.......man they smell good.

[Steve]

Nothing like a good wet nap.

[Holy Smoke]

Someone tell me what a Wet Nape is? sorry, please?

[Steve]

The wet nap was moist, smelled like lemons and did a great job of getting the KFC special formula out of the cracks in my lips.

[Chevrolade]

Chevrolade standing beside his Yukon Denali with the transaxle in one hand coated in grease and dripping burnt fluid down his arm, and in the other hand a case of..

[bry2500]

Tall sweaty beer cans, meant as payment for any real mechanic who can put the transaxle back in. He waits impatiently until suddenly a....

[bassalive]

A large bearded man limps by carrying a..............

[zach45]

a fat cat who was bald..

[Stouffer]

So he asked the bearded man why he was carrying such a fat bald cat?

[04sierracrewcab]

and he says the cat does the mechanic work for him...along with ,,,the task of wiping his.......

[unknown19]

brow with a wet nap and giving the cat a drink of your beer, and then he says.....

[bassalive]

hand me that can of dry nuts so I can pour it in my

[Chevrolade]

coveralls, then ill do a lil jiggy, get them nuts a rollin all around real good like ,now if you can just take and put that cat

[bassalive]

On a bus to Kentucky so I can finish.......

[zach45]

my needle and point sweater.....

[bry2500]

because the nights are cold and lonely here in........

[04sierracrewcab]

baja mexico..

[MWright936]

so I decided to take a trip to....

[bry2500]

to the place where everybody knows your name. When I got there I met .......

[JMoney02]

Steve from the Jerry Springer show, I said Steve what are you doing in this story? He replied.....

[bassalive]

I'm here with her he pointed to a women with 2 blazin 44's then she out a gun and said

[JMoney02]

You got a Wet Nap? My 44's got Hot Sauce on them from the last vermon I had to shoot. So what do you think of my Bullets?

[bry2500]

They are not what I want for X-mas but they'll definitely get the job done, then he reached for.......

[JMoney02]

The sweater that was so carefully knitted, the Sun had dispursed beyond the horizon in Baja Mexico as Santa flew away looking for another.....

[JMoney02]

Bottle of the finest Bonesfarm wine, want to celebrate that he was again successful in providing all the presents to the kids knowing....

[bassalive]

that none had batteries. he thought again over his evil plot to start a reindeer...

[bry2500]

revolution,but realized the one problem with his plan was....

[MD4x4 Fireman]

all the hunters out there would kill Rudolph.. HAHA

[04sierracrewcab]

but Mrs. Clause said

[MWright936]

...Santa, stop playing with your...

[Pete95Sierra]

baseballs, the kid needs you right now to..

[Steve]

... MAN UP, pull yourself up by the bootstraps and get out there and get the job done. It doesn't matter even if you don't feel like it, it's time to put up or shut up and go out there and ...

[04sierracrewcab]

Give them kids their balls and dolls :sign0023:

[Pete95Sierra]

It was then that santa bolted out the door and jumped on his..

[bassalive]

pogo stick and began bouncing across the North Pole shouting...........

[JMoney02]

Roudolph with your Nose So Bright, lets you and me go get laid tonight, so with that he stopped at CVS and...

[04sierracrewcab]

picked up a big box of large .......

[Pete95Sierra]

combos, because he knew he would get hungry on his trip. he also picked up a big bottle of..

[cascott325]

pennsoil platinum to prevent...

[JMoney02]

High Sleigh build up, cause you know with all those combos in his red sack...

[cascott325]

the buildup can cause...

[04sierracrewcab]

excessive growth of his

[JMoney02]

His extremely large hemorrhoids from sitting all night on the cold Sleigh, so he probably will stop at Walgreens for a.....

[04sierracrewcab]

Box of magmum...

[cascott325]

condiments to have with his...

[Pete95Sierra]

sized red bulls to keep him awake. He then..

[04sierracrewcab]

Realized that it was the new year so he went to the local liquor store to get some...

[Springthing]

..corkscrews that can found at that one particular store. How else can he be expected to..

[04sierracrewcab]

pop his bottle of

[Springthing]

..Love Potion #9. So he quickly whips out his cell phone from NorPoTel (north pole telephone company) and hits his #2 speed dial. "HI there" he says to...

[04sierracrewcab]

the service rep for Male Enhancment product for his..........



lol

[Pete95Sierra]

ears. who knew santa had tiny ears? he then picked up his pills to increase the size of Mrs. Claus'...

[cascott325]

self esteem due to the fact...

[black98noma]

that mrs. claus couldnt bake christmas cookies... thats y santa has to....

[cascott325]

brainwash all the children to force them to...

[06piney]

Leave him the milk and cookies that he....

[cascott325]

sold on ebay.

santa got caught selling perishables on the internet, so the FDA...

[Pete95Sierra]

arrested Santa, and brought him to...

[06piney]

Guantanamo Bay where he ended up in a cell with....

[cascott325]

harold and kumar. they all were about to receive their cockmeat sandwich when...

[Pete95Sierra]

another inmate bit to hard into his sandwich causing the guard to scream!!! they ran out the door to..

[Land Shark]

find themselves alone with Scully and Molder in a dark alley in Washington D.C....

[bry2500]

wiping alien residue off a rotting corpse. Suddenly........

[cascott325]

chuck norris come out of the darkness and ...

[TRPLXL2]

said "Special agents Mulder and Scully you are under arrest for the murder of CGB Spender a.k.a. Cigarette smoking man"................

[178kchevy]

Mulder and Scully said, you can't arrest us, your an actor, not a real cop. So Chuck.....

[cascott325]

punched them with his third fist under his beard instantaneously...

[06piney]

knocking them both back into the fifth demension where they encountered....

[bry2500]

Ren and Stimpy watching Beavis and Butthead reruns while eating.........

[178kchevy]

Cheeto's naked on bean bag chairs. When suddenly.....

[bry2500]

the room went dark and Mulder and Scully became scared as they heard........

[06piney]

The theme song to star trek.. suddenly William Shatner walks in the front door and says....

[Pete95Sierra]

priceline dot com, compare, save, you win!! than...

[bry2500]

five ninjas attack Shatner from behind the hotel front desk. he beats all but one who is carrying........

[CarpenterGuy]

several boxes of bannnas. all of which...

[Pete95Sierra]

still have the stickers on them. than...

[Thundare]

When Robert Tilton Came on the television and asked are you lonely?

[bry2500]

Dr Phil then stood up and said quite down boy, you need a reality check. He walked towards him and......

[CamaroSSgal]

slapped him upside the head and said...