Cableguy
04-14-2009, 05:51 PM
Canadian humour
Are you a Liberal, a Conservative, or an Albertan?
Hereis a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife andtwo small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a hugeknife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screamsobscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges atyou. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expertshot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and yourfamily. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knockthe knife out of his hand?
What does the law sayabout this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he becontent just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could myfamily get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day andmake this happier, healthier street that woulddiscourage such behaviour.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this withsome friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Conservative's Answer:
BANG!
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Albertan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You're not taking THAT to the Taxidermist!
Are you a Liberal, a Conservative, or an Albertan?
Hereis a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife andtwo small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a hugeknife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screamsobscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges atyou. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expertshot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and yourfamily. What do you do?
.................................................. ..............
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knockthe knife out of his hand?
What does the law sayabout this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he becontent just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could myfamily get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day andmake this happier, healthier street that woulddiscourage such behaviour.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this withsome friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
.................................................. ..........
Conservative's Answer:
BANG!
.................................................. ...........
Albertan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You're not taking THAT to the Taxidermist!