god im a man whor%

[zachb91]

lets staret at the begging hot dam started it all njust a little of it 100 proof is good then i went to the truck pulls and met 6 smoking hot chicks that wanted to ride in my truck so ok we went and drove around went and but a case of beer drink it went in played in the mud went skinny dippen with 6 girls by myself at 3a.m. then played in the mud about got stuck in 3 foot of mud but got out. backed into a ditch got out of that one all and all i had why to much fun now im grounded for coming home a 730 in the morning and my truck being caked i mean you could onbly see brown mud not the dark grey it is lol no i aint got pics of the girls or my truck lol

[CarpenterGuy]

lol how old are you? i wouldn't admit to being a whore lol

[adampaul1964]

you were naked with six girls and all you got was a muddy truck and a grounding????

[04SilverChevy]

pics or it didn't happen. :)

[zachb91]

i can get pics of them when i get my phone back from them no i get more than that and im 18 lol.wait i cant post the pics ii got of them there not aprrite for this site lol

[Wrench]

im callin BS

[kylegillean]

i second that. maybe 2 girls not 6 unless they thought you were gay

[Jimmiee]

im callin BS

Give the kid a break. He got stuck in the mud and ran into some mushrooms on the way home.

Alice

[zachb91]

no iut reazlly did they wernt ALL WITH MEW AT THE SAME TIME THROUGHT 3 EVERY 3 HOURS

[04SilverChevy]

That Englsih?

[Z71_guy]

you were naked with six girls and all you got was a muddy truck and a grounding????

omg :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[bob13]

LEAVE HIM ALONE.........HE STUTTERS :lol:

[CarpenterGuy]

drugs can do crazy things to people. i heard a phone call to 911 and the people kept saying "there's aliens everywhere! where are we!!" and the operatior said "describe where you are. i cant help you unless you calm down" and a day later they found 2 dead people in the middle of a feild of cows.

you weren't high were you? it would be ashame if those weren't girls.

[Mattdtrue]

Please tell me your still in scool if not please go back I can't spell for **** but those miss spelled words are at 6th grade level ! Please take no offense I'm only joking. Were these girls being payed by the hour ? LMFAO

[kylegillean]

Step One: Hustler.com/fantasies

Step Two: Copy and Paste

Step Three: Try to find pics on internet to make people believe it happened.

:lol:

[adidasboy918]

It's funny to read all these posts. leave the poor kid alone. we all have done crazy things in our past and just about all of us have had something similar to this in some aspects. Maybe he did have 6 girls with him at different times who knows. all in all very fun to read. I know none of us want to chase new members away for being mean and not feeling wanted here.

[CarpenterGuy]

I took all of the mispelled words and put them in order. I thought there was a hidden message. Nope

Staret njust dippen onbly ii aprrite iut reazlly wernt MEW THROUGHT

It looks German to me.

[zachb91]

im not gonna run away i was drunk when trying to right that lol and no i wasnt hiding a message

[2ToNe04]

geezus christ....i love being a manwhore :)

it feels like a christmas present before you get in there pants

[Jimmiee]

geezus christ....i love being a manwhore :)

it feels like a christmas present before you get in there pants

Dude, this is a co-ed form, not the locker room in PE class.

[tlperry68]

6 chicks skinny dippn at once?
Must have been one hell of a time. Heres the question: Were any of them hot? Hogs don't count bro!

[04SilverChevy]

Hogs don't count bro!

this made me LOL and everyone in the room is now looking at me. Thank you sir :)

[kylegillean]

Dude, this is a co-ed form, not the locker room in PE class.


well it should be a locker room. we are all here to get away from them (women) :rofl:

[Jimmiee]

well it should be a locker room. we are all here to get away from them (women) :rofl:

Well don't tell Amy. :)

[kylegillean]

Yeah all of you seem to eat our of her hand. I wondered why. Then figured out it was a girl. and was like "ahh, now i know why." bunch of old married geeezers flirtin around. glad im only 19.

[CarpenterGuy]

we need a forum for just men. the mens locker room. that'll keep Amy out. yeah

[tlperry68]

Did you ever get your phone back? Post some pics of what a man whore hangs out with. Nothing that the kids can't see. We're all still curious about this one.
04SilverChevy wants to see the proof, hogs or not.

[redneckarmyMP]

Did you ever get your phone back? Post some pics of what a man whore hangs out with. Nothing that the kids can't see. We're all still curious about this one.
04SilverChevy wants to see the proof, hogs or not.

id have to see pics too.ive done some crazy stuff but never got that damn lucky.it usually ended up with being stuck all night or broken down in the middle of the woods..the girls get pissed and walk home..and i drink the rest of the beer as i wait for daylight to call for help:no:

[tlperry68]

Kind of been there done that just not with 6 chicks - too far for anyone to walk home though. Always good times back in the woods.

[2ToNe04]

Kind of been there done that just not with 6 chicks - too far for anyone to walk home though. Always good times back in the woods.

I have a new goal in life.... to ****in a girl in the woods :)

[04SilverChevy]

Just gotta watch out for bugs, some chicks will flip out :)

[seffieldvillage@aol.com]

i wish i could be so lucky

[Mindi51982]

Why are some guys just plain ol' pigs? Good grief! :lol:I'm one of the guys...but I always smack my buddies when they act like pigs and idiots.

[cascott325]

it aint the bugs you gotta watch out for... its poison ivy, poison oak, and especially poison sumac. yes the woods are fun, but like the others said... no pics, no truth. great story though. and you said you could get pics, but you had to get your phone from them, who is them? the girls or your parents? if you ever get pics, you will have to pm them to me so i can be a judge of truth

[zachb91]

my parents is wwho i got to gfet it bck from

[04SilverChevy]

my parents is wwho i got to gfet it bck from


are you drunk every time you post?? haha

[Iowa.Bowhunter]

LMAO - this is funny sh*t

[ct9a]

Why are some guys just plain ol' pigs? Good grief! :lol:I'm one of the guys...but I always smack my buddies when they act like pigs and idiots.


Mindi has a point. Keep it clean gentlemen.

[PossumsZ]

this is the new language used by texting

[zachb91]

no ive been sober since oh last night lol i was just in a hurry

[tattooed4life]

Pictures are 100% proof--then you get the respect!

[CarpenterGuy]

pictures will set you free

[kgibson181]

Read this whole thing and couldn't keep from laughing. But I agree no pics means u were on shrooms

[zachb91]

dam im trying to get my phoner back and i mdont do drugs lol

[tlperry68]

Just admit it man, they were hogs. Its cool, OK well no it really isn't but we'll understand.:slap:

[kgibson181]

Just admit it man, they were hogs. Its cool, OK well no it really isn't but we'll understand.:slap:

haha:rofl:

[CarpenterGuy]

my phone has never been out of my posession for more than 8 hours. who has your phone now?

[pontiacGTP123]

wow I cant believe this post is still going lol... still is funny.

[kgibson181]

Yeah this needs to end since it never happened anyway

[Z71_guy]

who hear has gone hoging?

[zubbiez]

who hear has gone hoging?I never have been but when I was in the service I knew a guy who swore by it, when we would go out for weekends sure enough he would go for the big girl and usally end up going home with them, he always said that they treat you right because they dont know when theyll actually have another oppurtunity. Ill never forget the one day he rolled up to are barracks in this hogs car I swear to you the drivers side of the car actually sat lower the the passengers side thats how heavy this girl was.

[Mindi51982]

Kind of been there done that just not with 6 chicks - too far for anyone to walk home though. Always good times back in the woods.

The song from Keith Anderson comes to mind after I read your post..."Pickin' Wild Flowers" ;)

[Z71_guy]

I never have been but when I was in the service I knew a guy who swore by it, when we would go out for weekends sure enough he would go for the big girl and usally end up going home with them, he always said that they treat you right because they dont know when theyll actually have another oppurtunity. Ill never forget the one day he rolled up to are barracks in this hogs car I swear to you the drivers side of the car actually sat lower the the passengers side thats how heavy this girl was.

ya not myself either but guys in my unit do it funny as guy with the biggest gal get free drinks the next night