Avatar caption game!

[Steve]

Give a caption for the avatar of the person who posts above you!

[Steve]

example: Avatar above me: "Hello, Ma! I like to talk on the phone in stereo!"

[unplugged]

Can you hear me now?

[GaryL]

This is a tight squeeze, I hope I don't have to get out and pee.

[84fiero123]

Smokin

[unplugged]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

[TrailLeadr]

Christine reborn and still just as pissed!

[Steve]

I said, "You'll get that camera out of my face if you know what's good for you!"

[84fiero123]

Buy, Buy,
Sell, Sell

[TrailLeadr]

Sure I'm cute and cuddly now, but wait until the lights go out. "All your socks are belong to me!"

[unplugged]

I told you my nose looks bigger on camera!


PS.....If you don't have an avatar are you allowed to play?

[Steve]

Michelin Man ... eat your heart out.

Everyone needs to upload an avatar to play.

[TrailLeadr]

Hold on Dad, Mom said.... Wait couldn't you just call each other?

[unplugged]

Look Moooo Cows!

[Steve]

Why fly when you can drive me?

<check out a photo I use for another forum I'm on - be nice with the avatar comments>

[Davandy]

Here’s a picture of the guy I was talking about who wants him?
Bidding starts at $5000 :biggrin:

[TrailLeadr]

Why use weed killer when you can park on them instead?

[silverado480]

What is that? Oh just another CHEVY towing a ford. :biggrin:

[KD7ONE]

That's how to get better gas mileage.

[Caliz71Tahoe]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!:cool:

[KD7ONE]

The picture that says it all.

[Davandy]

Who has stolen my food :tongue:

[Robbiev]

"Don't laugh, your daughter maybe in here"

[TrailLeadr]

**All Due respect to POW's, and MIA's**
Can someone get this watchtower out of my neck?

[Robbiev]

Look daddy, I picked a good one.

[Steve]

RobbieV's avatar is hard to come up with a good one without being disrespectful.

Only thing I could think of was Wood Allen and Mia Farrow. :-) When woody left her for her adopted daught, she got smacked essentially.

"POW, Mia!"

[TrailLeadr]

I wish dad would turn up the heat so I didn't need to use the radiation from the cell phones to keep my ears warm.

[Robbiev]

OK Fella's, I realized my avatar was a hard one to comment on and thank you for your respect towards the POW/MIA's. Here is a better one for you to comment on.

[Dingo]

Anyone have a toothpick, I can't get this spinach out of my teeth.
(didn't want to go with the obvious)

[Steve]

No, this is my best side.

[KD7ONE]

Yes I can hear you. Yes I can hear you.

[Robbiev]

Shoot first let God sort them out.

[Steve]

Should I wear my Gold or Silver pinky ring today?

[kb9vzd]

GM truck club, Please hold......GM truck club, Please hold......

Got to love Monday's

[silverado480]

The reason I am allways broke.

[ChevyLover]

"You're momma's so fat she can't fit into the cab of the truck, you have to tow her around in a trailer."

[Steve]

Yeah, I have to walk 3 blocks to the mall, but no one will chip my paint if I park here.

[Caliz71Tahoe]

What do you mean the bottle said SUPER GLUE??:eek:

[Steve]

How does the zoom on this camera work again?

[KD7ONE]

Hi mom, dad's on the phone. Hi dad, Mom's on the phone.

[Cableguy]

HAAAha aha aha dog you won't be touching my kibble now will you...ahahaha

[KD7ONE]

Did anybody see the truck that ran over my feet?

[unplugged]

I warned you to keep the kitty litter fresh!:eek:

[Steve]

Go ahead .... make my day!

[KD7ONE]

So, how am I supposed to drive and talk on the phone at the same time?

[Cableguy]

Hey Dad its cable guy again trying to disconnect the animal planet station again. I got this....Git 'R' Done this punk HA HA HA

[Cableguy]

My avatar is a gift from unplugged, not sure if I have snow shoes on my feet or eggo waffles.

[unplugged]

Is that a banana on your face or are you just glad to see me?:biggrin:

[KD7ONE]

Wanna play chicken?:eek:

[TrailLeadr]

Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned.

[Cableguy]

Dad its right there... no there... no no no there!

[Steve]

No, you really don't see me, go back to sleep please.

[TrailLeadr]

Man are my arms getting tired from holding both of these phones for the last 10 plus months.

[Cableguy]

Man are my arms getting tired from holding both of these phones for the last 10 plus months.

Oh Daaaaaddy. You'll never guess what the dog left in the back yard.

[GWAGON_99]

Once that stupid dog leaves I'll finally be able to get off this darn pole and go home!

[TrailLeadr]

Look into my eyes...err headlights. You are getting verrrrrry sleepy.

[GWAGON_99]

I wish my Dad would take this coat off me, Its 98 degrees!!!

[Splinter_Cell]

what honda owners fear to see right behind them.

[GWAGON_99]

I'm not going to lie...I can't figure out what your Avitar is. I have looked at it and have no idea!

[Splinter_Cell]

its sam fisher a fictional character, who is wearing night vision gogles and is pointing a gun in the general direction of the camera.


dont count this.

[Cableguy]

What all North Americans dream of. A nice clean head shot. Right between the eyes of Osama Bin Ladan. (Wouldn't stop problems over there, but would sure make us feel better)

[TrailLeadr]

hope no one notices I bring my laptop up here to check my email, that way I don't need to pay for my own cable internet.

[Splinter_Cell]

i hope the sheep dont notice that im not one of them, it could turn ulgy then.

[fierodough]

Damn! my camera just went off again!

[TrailLeadr]

HOLY SHOOT! (I love that line)

[Cableguy]

HOLY SHOOT! (I love that line)

Oh look daddy an easter egg!

[CoDaChrome]

I just like to hang on polls

[TrailLeadr]

Make sure you get my good side

[Cableguy]

Hey Daddy...your not on the phone are you? :rofl:

[Splinter_Cell]

thank god i can climb poles cause those tremors(things from the movie) would et me if i were on the ground.

[Steve]

Don't mind me, I'm working on it.

[Cableguy]

Ok Dad I'm 12 now, can you post a more recent picture of me as your avatar.

[Pyro81]

I can see perfectly up here! Anybody got a sniper rifle?

[Cableguy]

No I can't run that fast.

[Steve]

Oh man, I really gotta go. I shouldn't have eaten that roast beef on Rye.

[Cableguy]

"Hulkamaniacs" are running wild!

[Pyro81]

Who said playing with electricity isn't fun?!

[TrailLeadr]

Using threatening signs to cover a missing headlight doesn't make it "ok".:lol:

[Cableguy]

Its OK to put juice in the plants, isn't it Dad.

[TrailLeadr]

I'm a crazy cable guy who wants to be your best friend..

Hey wait...that actually suits you.....lol

[Pyro81]

Daddy, why do you want me to wee in the cup?

[Grynder]

Smile !
.........

[TrailLeadr]

This is the perspective Steve gets when he sees an Avalanche. No wonder he thinks they're huge

I know it's not an Avalanche

[Splinter_Cell]

daddy! look at me! I'M DRUNK!?!

[JoGirl]

It'll be Chaos if you call me Sam Fishy ("Madgascar:Operation Penguin") again!


(very fun avatar game, btw)

[maxumpower]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.....am in the only one lost here?:confused: :slap:

[JoGirl]

All though I am not well versed in Splinter Cell, David Michaels or Tom Clancy, my kid is. Sam Fisher is the avatar posted above me. The Madagascar reference pertains to the parody of Sam Fisher with a character named Sam Fishy.

Sorry - trying to be witty at a late hour:redface:

[unplugged]

Stop it! I told you I'm ticklish!

[Steve]

Will this leaves tracks across the carpet? No? Ok, thanks.

[Flatman]

Guess who I am...Princess Leia!

[terry0341]

Dad, next time will you burn a match or at least spray the fofo!

[JoGirl]

Terry0341's audition for American Idle
(pun intended)


"Exactly how I wants to go
(How ya wanna go, Terry?)
Eight chevy owners to be my pallbearers
Let 'em be veiled down in black
I want nine men going to the graveyard, Flatman
And eight men comin' back
I want a gang of mechanics gathered 'round my coffin-side
Black Suburban to be my hearse"

(Sung to the tune of Dyin' Crapshooter's Blues by Blind Willie McTell)

[Steve]

REAOW! I thawt I thaw a puddy tat!

[Cableguy]

Have you seen your phone bill lately Dad? I've been on it for over a year...

[TrailLeadr]

The only other job an out of work mad scientist could get....now if I cross this wire with that one.


HA! I beat you Jeff!

[GM_Guy]

hmmmmmmmm, now where did this part go?????

[Skarch]

No, I didn't move the house again, I just parked in front of it.

[Crawdaddy]

my schwartz is bigger than yours.....muahahaha

[GM_Guy]

no, Mine is!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cableguy]

Suburban: "Excuse me, Volkswagen Jetta, can you tell me where the nearest gas station is, I appear to be empty?"

Jetta: "Ya I think I saw one about 500 miles back on I95"

Suburban: "Sigh....Thanks"

[Steve]

Can someone let me down? I've been stuck in this bucket for 6 months.

[GM_Guy]

oh no.......I'm driving a Ford van. nobody gets their cable installed till I get a GM van again :)

[TrailLeadr]

Ya know, I could be ROTM too!!!

[RockHead]

I'm watching you!!

[Cableguy]

Have you been tried for your SS crimes?

[GM_Guy]

can you get these people with the watchtower off my porch???

[Crawdaddy]

I'm still looking MIGHTY fine in my old age...

[bigbrett]

2/128ths horny

[GM_Guy]

but officer.....I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying

[finalday7]

another one bites the dust!

[Holy Smoke]

CAN YOU SEE ANY BUGS IN MY GRILL NOW?? I'm as close as I can get. the camera won't reach.:grrrrrr: I'm streatching. Look closely. I know there is a bug there, I can taste it. No, I can't get my grill any bigger. LOOK CLOSER !!!

[Flatman]

This is the worst enema I have ever gotten!

[finalday7]

Yes I had to lay on the ground to get that shot.

[Flatman]

cheese! :glasses:

[Holy Smoke]

Yah, that was a bad enema,,,, now all I can do is sit.. BTW, Your headlight looks pretty good from this position. Can I stand up NOW ?? nice paint work though.

[GM_Guy]

know Your Enema

[Holy Smoke]

Jeff is taking his race car to the track, to the Kansas 150 ,Nextel

[finalday7]

'Look what I can do" (anybody else watch mad t.v):glasses:

[95CTburb19]

my grill is cleaner than my silverware

[finalday7]

Can you see me!!

[Cableguy]

The last thing the garage door sees before impact!

[Holy Smoke]

eenie,,,meenie,,miinnnnnnznzznznn&*()&%$^#^& :gasp:, WOOW, that one is still HOT.

[GM_Guy]

Jeff is taking his race car to the track, to the Kansas 150 ,Nextel

and My suburban will be on the pole :) :rules:

[Holy Smoke]

and My suburban will be on the pole :) :rules:

Since you still don't have the car off the trailor, I guess you'll be pulling it.

[GM_Guy]

Since you still don't have the car off the trailor, I guess you'll be pulling it.

oh...the car on the trailer is NOT A RACE CAR! it is My weekend cruising ride :great:

[Holy Smoke]

Yes, it could be,, that's Ride of the Month ..Congrats:party:

[Steve]

Avatar thread -- :sign0018::sign0018::sign0018::sign0018:




Hey! Who forgot the rope?

[TrailLeadr]

The paneling in the background is proof of how long I've been Dad's avatar....Oh btw, I'm graduating college in '08.

[Steve]

Why is this swing attached to a helium baloon?

[PepboysASETech]

" Dont call me, I'll call you."

[finalday7]

Here wait get my good side.

[Aeropagus]

... ok Antonio, let's get this license plate dead center in this shot! Oh, yes, beautiful. :glasses:

[Holy Smoke]

Where Is My Marker ???

[finalday7]

Why do you hate me? :frown:

[Cableguy]

Honey? Do these 20's make my tailgate look fat?

[GM_Guy]

Ethel, the cable is off again, call the tech support!!

[PepboysASETech]

" On the road again.... Oh i cant wait to get back on that road again......"

[finalday7]

Don't look at the front.....it's dirty.

[Holy Smoke]

You like my front don't you?,,,,,then you really got to see MY TAIL !!!!!:no:

[PepboysASETech]

Isnt red your favorite color?

[GM_Guy]

Ethel, where is the cable repairman????

[PepboysASETech]

Ive been waiting for years for leaves to grow back on the trees and they never do.

[Megasaurus]

... does this color make me look fat ... or PHAT ??

[TrailLeadr]

Sir, do you have any idea how supercool you are?

(I'm sorry, I love this video: http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24807)

[Holy Smoke]

DADDY,,,, I think a thread is something you respond to,, NOT something I should be HANGING FROM.

[RockHead]

Where Is My Damm Toy Dad!!!!!

[GM_Guy]

it's being shipped UPS

[PepboysASETech]

... does this color make me look fat ... or PHAT ??
Def. PHAT, lol

[PepboysASETech]

OH Are we there yet daddy???? NO SHUT UP WE HAVENT EVEN MADE IT OUT OF THE DRIVE WAY DANG!.!.!.!.!....

[Steve]

OH Are we there yet daddy???? NO SHUT UP WE HAVENT EVEN MADE IT OUT OF THE DRIVE WAY DANG!.!.!.!.!....


"I think the guy who drives me doesn't get this game yet. HAHAHAHA, cough, cough..."

[Holy Smoke]

Your right Daddy,,, I've got him on the other phone,,, He's starting to get it. Did I do good Daddy???

[Holy Smoke]

NO,,, I DID NOT LEAVE ANY FLEES ON THIS COUCH... I left them on your bed, DADDY !!

[Steve]

someone needs to give me a booster seat, please!

[Holy Smoke]

I'm ordering that booster seat right now, puppy. I found two for sale. Oh,,, I'm only suppose to order one at a time?

[Cableguy]

Hey, which side of the green buoy am I supposed to be on again?

[Holy Smoke]

From what I see up here, you better be on the left side of the green buoy. Oh, that is going to hurt.

[DOZER1]

Catch me if you can..HA.HA

[Megasaurus]

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[Steve]

Didn't I pull you over last week son?

[ChevyLover]

Two phones are better than one!

[Pete95Sierra]

lets go fishin'!

[MWright936]

don't make a mountain out of a mole hill!

[gotchapunk]

MEAN GREEN RACIN MACHINE!:grrrrrr:

[dryfuss10]

you keep that up and im going to STING ya

[zippy]

He's in my usual parking spot!

[MWright936]

mmmmmmmmm, cheeseburger (in Homer Simpson voice)

[Pyro81]

I'm sorry, but did i steal your parking spot...well tough ****...

[hutch_pt]

Discriminates against the velocity challenged...

[Pyro81]

"Jesus, Optimus, you should of went before we left the house!"

"Oh shut up! This'll only take a minute!"

[Maximous]

look, up in the sky, its a bird.....its a plane, no!!! its a cloud!?!

[TomsHHR]

DaaaaaaD, Are you ever going to post a new picture of me with my new cell phones?

[Pyro81]

Don't be fooled! I'm really a midget standing next to a big wheels.

[Steve]

Up and atom! Atom ant!

[Pyro81]

Damn telemarketers never quit calling...

[TomsHHR]

Point A is connected to Point D and Point F is connected to Point B or was that Point H?:rules:

[Pyro81]

I paint my truck to match the seasons.

[TomsHHR]

The palm tree in the backround...........

[dwill3015]

Watchout Bambi

[Steve]

Am I too young to have attitude?

[adidasboy918]

CRAP!! My stocks dropped again???:gasp:

[TomsHHR]

Did you have to super glue us together?

[Pyro81]

So...wanna go for a "ride"...?

[Pete95Sierra]

ok now we're gonna paint a little green up there with a little blue as well....

[bry2500]

Ok if we pack this dirt down good they'll never find Hoffa's body

[Steve]

Nothing quite like a wooden bed!

[Howie]

Can you hear me now?!?!?!

[bry2500]

I write only what the voices in my head tell me.

[Howie]

At least they took a picture of my good side.

[bassalive]

yeah take a look at Howie's avatar. I dare ya

[bry2500]

I knew they were joking when they said Exlax was candy.

[S/C Tahoe]

We jus gonna put our firewood in the back of this here wagon thing now. :rofl:

[bassalive]

Im tellin you woman this is the way to the party!

[S/C Tahoe]

I think I poop here.

[bassalive]

ya wanna go to the beach, I'll take you to the damn beach.

[S/C Tahoe]

(The Tahoe is in the desert FYI)

What happens in the litter box, stays in the litter box. :rofl:

[TomsHHR]

Now where did that darn camel run off to.

[S/C Tahoe]

I think ill take the pic of my Truck and Trophy in the autum leaves here.

[silverado480]

Is it just me or did I take a wrong turn.

[S/C Tahoe]

Lets block the street guys.

[bry2500]

Thanks for the lift I don't want to get my tires dirty.

[S/C Tahoe]

Mommy, mommy, mommy, Can we burn it?! :fighting0040:

[cliffdavis1]

That's where I came out of?

[Pete95Sierra]

ahhh, here is a nice spot to take a leak.

[BigdaddyGB]

if I can just get over this without getting stuck!>!>!>

[bob13]

If I swing hard enough.......I can land up there on the roof

[Kady]

I pledge allegance, to the flag, Of the United States of America...

[MWright936]

Chevy...making Ford its bitch since 1911

[bry2500]

I'm not moving!!! If I go on that grass I'll get my tires dirty.

[TRPLXL2]

This should work,.......The box did say plug-N-play.............RIGHT????:gasp:

[Stouffer]

Dam it I knew that bridge was to low.

[werty]

damn jeffy...i told you....:out:

[Pete95Sierra]

Damn this writing is small. guy must be a smartass

[bry2500]

It's only an 89 degree decline, I think low gear will handle this.

[Silverado SS]

I'm Kilowat and i'm plugging this cord into the light socket.

[TrailLeadr]

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

[bigburb]

Daddy, how does this work???

[GMC era]

Can I make my Suburban smaller?

[bry2500]

I shouldn't eat beans before I go for a drive.

[TrailLeadr]

Electricity vampire caught in the act...Details at 11pm.

[Silverado SS]

Look dad! I'm wrenching something!

[Stouffer]

How fast can I get to the gas station

[eyegore]

And you're next if you don't let me watch TV!

[06piney]

I think i need a bigger boat.... lol

[GMC era]

I'm white, my truck is white, heck even the ground I walk on is white. Powa to da white peeps.
(the views expressed in this post are strictly the views of the person above me. I in no way support, condone, or eminate prejudice like 06piney)

[Pete95Sierra]

im gonna have to wash that pair of underwear twice with all those streak marks

[TrailLeadr]

Now can you see?? I told you I had skid plates!

[eyegore]

Watch and learn, watch and learn..

[06piney]

I have another one for you lol.

that guy is only missing a 12 pack to make the perfect day.

[Pyro81]

Wait a second...that's not the road...is it?

[bry2500]

Don't come any closer or I'll stab myself in the foot.

[Pyro81]

Does the ground go to the slot on the left or the slot on the right?

[bry2500]

"By the power of Greyskull", wait am I in the wrong cartoon again, damit!!!!!

[Pyro81]

I got an idea! Wait, the light bulb ain't plugged in...crap!

[Steve]

(bump - new people, new avatars - get this started again)

[Pyro81]

I think i may need an alignment...unless you want me to constantly drive to the right...

[CoolBlueSS]

Hey, What's this thing do?

[Pyro81]

Damn construction workers don't know how to paint a straight line...

[ejohnson03]

"Sham Wow can even soak up the nastiest blood stains...."

:neutral: (Avatar is to blurry to tell what the heck it is!)

[CoolBlueSS]

WTF!!??:gasp:

[ejohnson03]

"I hate parallel parking..."

[TomsHHR]

And you Know this is my special receipt for chili.

[ejohnson03]

"Stuck in mud again... should bought the 4x4."

[Cfl383]

o **** fire

[Shorty 71]

Look , i cought a jeep:)

[Pyro81]

I told you not to stick your finger in the light socket...

[Shorty 71]

I shouldn't have drank so much:)

[ejohnson03]

Ye ol English D...

[Chevyboy96]

Flame On!!!!

[1S1K]

I found my missing Matchbox my brother through into the hole in the wall from the door knob.

[ejohnson03]

sniper....