One sentence at a time story.

[Steve]

Let's tell a story one sentence at a time. Everyone can add in a sentence to continue the story.

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Last week, I drove down to the grocery store in my Chevy truck to get some millk.

[84fiero123]

On the way it started snowing quite heavely.

[TrailLeadr]

I thought it peculiar since I live in Bermuda , and we don't normally get snow.

[Steve]

I looked over my list of items to buy, which included milks, eggs, bread and jalapeno peppers.

[84fiero123]

When I looked up I saw a naked woman standing at the side of the road hitchiking

[TrailLeadr]

It happened to be J-Lo not getting a curb-job...err...

[terry0341]

As I came too,my wife was saying to me JLO Who?

[dwill3015]

I just said "Never mind Baby, Hang on"! as I watched the tach reach 4500 RPM's and dumped the clutch...

[Steve]

Rocks and dirt went flying as I starting up a narrow path on our local mountain, Mt. Whatchamacallit.

[GM_Guy]

we drove awhile, then turned off on doohickey road,

[TrailLeadr]

It was getting dark, and my wife had this gleam in her eye.

[GM_Guy]

she thought "when we get home, I'll bake us a pie"

[TrailLeadr]

We had driven a little more, and the gleam was giving me a headache, so I asked to put her eye patch back on.

[terry0341]

Then she said "just what is that supposed to mean, FAST EDDIE!"

[Ayrhead]

Wouldn't you know it, with my wife driving we ran out of gas.

[dwill3015]

Good thing we were a couple of blocks from the gas station so I was worried something would happen to "My little Darlin" so I made my wife walk for the gas while I stayed with the truck.

[KD7ONE]

While I was waiting for my wife to get back, along comes a bus full of female Swedish volley ball players.

[LOW_07]

Then we played an awesome game of volleyball.

[TrailLeadr]

What I didn't know was my wife was really getting a massage from Sven, the volleyball team's massage therapist instead of getting gas.

[kb9vzd]

It's funny how these things happen after the mother ship leaves you behind.

[ChevyLover]

I called the mother ship and told them to come back!

[Steve]

It turns out, "The Mother Ship" is really the nickname that I gave to my friend Chuck's mother, who weights 800 lbs.

[Cableguy]

It turns out, "The Mother Ship" is really the nickname that I gave to my friend Chuck's mother, who weights 800 lbs.

sorry left off on first page I'll pay attention next time...


story continue...so when my friend showed up at my house confronting me about "the mother ship joke"...

[Steve]

I jab him in the eye with a twister licorice stick.

[KD7ONE]

Then I throw popcorn kernals at him to distract him while I make my getaway.

[TrailLeadr]

I was just about to make a clean getaway, when I noticed a dime on the ground. (Someone has to pay for that licorice stick)

[Splinter_Cell]

but there isnt time to stop and pick it up cause the mothership is out side in her trailer being towed by a chevy truck.

[KD7ONE]

It's a good thing that Chevy truck has 4 WD or that trailer would never move.

[TrailLeadr]

Waving good bye, I phone Chuck, and asked him to keep his mothership out of my business, and away from my house.

[Splinter_Cell]

burning rubber away from his house, i head for the country.

[Cableguy]

I stop to get a coffee and donut to go along the Hwy. Peel back onto Hwy (thank goodness for GM cup holders)...When I look up theres cars all round me. Are you kinding me! I'm in the middle of a "Cannon Ball Run" sweeeet! Oh my goodness theres "Goldberg"...

[TrailLeadr]

I cut the wheel and head straight for Goldberg, at high speed.

[Flatman]

Just then, a pack of wild llamas bearing glocks jump in front of my truck...

[Cableguy]

as they were fumbled with a 9mm casing in there hooves, I was able to yank the wheel and avoid them...

[Flatman]

PHEW, that was close!

[Cableguy]

...just then boom boom boom...little Bas@#*& blew out the back window, so I get KD7one's cat to take aim out back window and...

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w247/cableguy_07/scarface20kitty.gif

AHHH ha aha aha ah die llama's!!!

[Steve]

It's nice to have a cat as your tailgunner.

[Cableguy]

Whew thanks kitty. I look down the road...ah damn...State trooper coming...nice! Now how the hell am I going to explain all the dead Llamas...

[Cableguy]

Bump....Continue....

[Steve]

So the cop pulls me over and I tell him, "Have you heard any good llama jokes lately?"

[KD7ONE]

As the police officer was contemplating the question, psycho kitty jumps out the back window.

[TrailLeadr]

As the officer stands contemplating, I think about how this all started with a quick trip to the grocery store in my Chevy truck to get some milk.

[Steve]

Which is the perfect place to end this thread. Let's start over.