Game: Car name acronyms

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OK, you've probably heard the usual:
(no profanity please)
FORD=Found On Road Dead
Chevrolet=Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
PONTIAC=Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks Its A Cadillac
DODGE=Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

And then there are the less known:
FIAT=Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
KIA=Korean Imitation Automobile

Post away!:biggrin:

[84fiero123]

Fiat= Fix it again Tony

GMC= Great Motor Cars

[Steve]

Ford = Flickering Old Rebuild Dodge.
GMC = God's motor car.

[Cableguy]

FORD...Frigged on race day

[ciosclone]

FORD...Frigged on race day


TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid

[KD7ONE]

FORD: Fix or repair daily

[KD7ONE]

FORD: Flip Over Read Directions

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AMC= Another Major Catastrophe
BMW= Broke My Wallet
Buick= Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA= Had One Never Did Again
MGB=Might Go Backwards:biggrin:

[robotic_t]

Pontiac = Poor Old N______ Thinks Its A Cadillac
GMC = Garage Mans Companion

[robotic_t]

About Ford They did one thing right they circled the problem (look on the emblem)

Ford backwards = Driver Returns On Foot

[GM_Guy]

FIAT--Farted In Ash Tray

NAPA- Need Another Part Already

FORD = Fresh Oil Required Daily

BUICK: Better Use It Carefully Kid

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

VW: Virtually Worthless

[TrailLeadr]

Well Jeff I think you pretty well covered them all.

Anyone else?

[Splinter_Cell]

well if anyone can figure these out, how about

- Koenigsegg
- Alfa romeo
- bugatti
- ferrari
- lamborghini
- volvo
- nissian
- lexus
- acura
well i think that will do for now, but ideas please.

[fierodough]

This one hurts since I'm a big fan. :P

Fiero: Fire In Engine! Run Out!

PS: How fast can a Ford go? Depends on the GM Tow truck...

[mr.copenhagen]

haha i got a bunch of ford ones bc i hate ford alot!!!

F O R D
For Our Retarted Daughter
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
(French) - Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
****ed On Race Day
Found On Rangi’s Drive
First On Recycle Day