This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.
I will start with a few.
1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.
2. I love you for your money.
3. I do.
4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.
5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.