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12-29-2007, 12:10 PM #1
Top Eleven signs you’re at a NASCAR fan’s funeral
11. After the funeral, the hearse does donuts and burnouts beside the grave!
10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
9. The deceased is referred to as being “out of provisionals”
8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
7. “Amazing Grace” is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
6. Only the fastest 43 cars are allowed in the procession
5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car
and the number one sign you’re at a NASCAR funeral:
1. No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel
12-29-2007, 03:05 PM #2
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12-29-2007, 08:50 PM #3
now thats a good oneMatt
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12-30-2007, 03:42 PM #4
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I love that one! That was funny as can be!Christopher
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01-01-2008, 05:15 PM #6
Yeah I like that one.
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