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    Default Top Eleven signs you’re at a NASCAR fan’s funeral

    11. After the funeral, the hearse does donuts and burnouts beside the grave!
    10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
    9. The deceased is referred to as being “out of provisionals”
    8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
    7. “Amazing Grace” is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
    6. Only the fastest 43 cars are allowed in the procession
    5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
    4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
    3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
    2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car


    and the number one sign you’re at a NASCAR funeral:
    1. No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffs89Suburban View Post
    11. After the funeral, the hearse does donuts and burnouts beside the grave!
    10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
    9. The deceased is referred to as being “out of provisionals”
    8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
    7. “Amazing Grace” is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
    6. Only the fastest 43 cars are allowed in the procession
    5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
    4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
    3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
    2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car


    and the number one sign you’re at a NASCAR funeral:
    1. No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel
    Good one!
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    now thats a good one
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    I love that one! That was funny as can be!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffs89Suburban View Post
    11. After the funeral, the hearse does donuts and burnouts beside the grave!
    10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
    9. The deceased is referred to as being “out of provisionals”
    8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
    7. “Amazing Grace” is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
    6. Only the fastest 43 cars are allowed in the procession
    5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
    4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
    3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
    2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car


    and the number one sign you’re at a NASCAR funeral:
    1. No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel

    I'm glad you wrote them down. thanks . makes it easier for me to copy for myself.
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    Yeah I like that one.

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