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  1. #1
    Jr. Mechanic Sooner's Avatar
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    Oct 2007
    Oklahoma City Suburbs

    Smile Never Lie To Your Mother (old but good)

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it. But, I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house.
    I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
    But the fact remains, one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer.
    I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer.
    But the fact remains, if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Never lie to your mother.

    Love, Mom
    2008 Chevy Tahoe
    2007 Nissan Titan CC
    1997 Chevy 1500 EC (just passed 200,000)

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    haha that one is a classic.
    1999 GMC Sierra 2500 350 vortec
    1967 Jeep M725 ambulance 230 tornado
    1990 Cherokee Limited- 3 inch lift on 33's
    ...and every one of em has issues

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  4. #4


    i never heard that before.... thats FUNNY!
    1987 GMC Sierra Classic 5.7TBI

  5. #5


    I'm writting that one down.. WOW:slap: That's for getting caught !!
    Jay :happy: Waxhaw, N.C.
    70 Chevy C-10 Stepside from 86 lowered 2" front 3" back, 383ci/350hp. elec. seats,functioning cowl, wood bed, hidden hitch, hidden tach, long headers, duel 3" exhaust. perform int., semi-aggressive cam (no specs.)
    69 Chevy C-10 Fleetside 350 ci 3spd. mild cam, 270hp,stock.duel 2.5" exhaust. Lowered 2" made own blocks

    89 Ski Marlin Boat 350 ci:party: pulling machine. 7 skiiers.

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    Sayward, B.C Canada


    Man I like that one.

    2007 GMC Sierra CrewCab 4.8L
    Tinted Windows, 20" Chrome MB Predators on 275/55/20 Copper AT's, GM Bed Rug, Speed Scene Chrome Grille, Putco Chrome Handles, Hypertech Max Energy Programmer, Magnaflow Muffler and many more mods to come.
    Former GM Vehicles:
    96 Chevy Camaro. My first car modded for a High School kid.

  7. #7


    Haha that's funny

    Deff. a good joke

    I'm gonna save it XD

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