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04-02-2008, 08:59 PM #1
Why do condoms come in packs of 3,6,12, JOTD
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March....... "
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04-02-2008, 09:06 PM #2
Thats good. I'm going to use that one. To bad it wasn't far from the truth!!

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04-02-2008, 09:54 PM #3
Haha! That was good. That's the truth? Crap, better stay in college.
ANDREW
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04-02-2008, 09:54 PM #4
hahaha nice joke man I got a good chuckle
PETE
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04-02-2008, 10:11 PM #5
Nice, I got a smile out of that.

KRIS
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04-03-2008, 01:48 AM #6
That was funny... I needed a good laugh. Except when I was married to my ex wife, it would have been more like "one for 2003, one for 2004, one for 2005"... LOL!
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04-03-2008, 09:11 AM #7
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