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    Default Beer Contains Female Hormones

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists
    released the results of a recent analysis that
    revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer
    consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
    contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
    enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
    within a 1 hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.
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    Further testing is necessary... Where do these female hormones come from? Just from the hops? and it's a theory that these plants contain female hormones? That should be a proven fact, else the rest is BS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 99Sub4x4 View Post
    Further testing is necessary... Where do these female hormones come from? Just from the hops? and it's a theory that these plants contain female hormones? That should be a proven fact, else the rest is BS.
    Are you serious ?

    This was a joke based on the men being drunk they act as women
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeFever View Post
    Are you serious ?

    This was a joke based on the men being drunk they act as women
    Man, I would certainly hope nobody that that was serious!


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    Lol, that was hilarious!
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    Damn it! Thats where my man boobs are coming from ......



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    I call for an open scientific investigation into these claims. Let's sign up for a government grant and buy a keganator for our research. We'll have to hold regular meetings, say Friday nights for a year, to determine the long-term effects.

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    If I may guess. According to this study we would have have a successful interior designer job, wear a Versace jacket with blue jeans and penny loafers and say stuff like "Did you see that outfit she was wear, boring..." and cry during the movie Broke back mountain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cableguy View Post
    If I may guess. According to this study we would have have a successful interior designer job, wear a Versace jacket with blue jeans and penny loafers and say stuff like "Did you see that outfit she was wear, boring..." and cry during the movie Broke back mountain.

    Dude your starting to scare me. But thats a funny joke. But if you think about it its also not far from the truth. No thats scary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crane3447 View Post
    Dude your starting to scare me. But thats a funny joke. But if you think about it its also not far from the truth. No thats scary!
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