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04-17-2008, 06:19 PM #1
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists
released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.1990 Chevy Suburban (4WD)
04-17-2008, 06:58 PM #2
Further testing is necessary... Where do these female hormones come from? Just from the hops? and it's a theory that these plants contain female hormones? That should be a proven fact, else the rest is BS.1999 Chevy Suburban 4x4 350cid. 3.73 stock locking diff
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Lol, that was hilarious!Ken Beida
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04-18-2008, 04:11 PM #6
Damn it! Thats where my man boobs are coming from ......
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04-18-2008, 04:41 PM #7
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I call for an open scientific investigation into these claims. Let's sign up for a government grant and buy a keganator for our research. We'll have to hold regular meetings, say Friday nights for a year, to determine the long-term effects.
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04-18-2008, 05:35 PM #8
If I may guess. According to this study we would have have a successful interior designer job, wear a Versace jacket with blue jeans and penny loafers and say stuff like "Did you see that outfit she was wear, boring..." and cry during the movie Broke back mountain.
04-18-2008, 06:42 PM #9
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