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12-03-2008, 08:31 PM #1SpamAssassin
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Joke of the day
A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant.
After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check.
To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!"
The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN ALLEY".
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12-03-2008, 09:11 PM #2Sr. Mechanic
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Haha, nice!
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12-03-2008, 10:19 PM #3Moderator
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Here's another...
Three men died and were face to face with St.Peter to decided if they would be allowed to enter the pearly gates. He said "Since the holiday season is upon us, this will be a test of your holiday spirit". He then asks the first man to show him something in the holiday tradition. The man digs into his pocket and pulls out a lighter and says "This is a candle". St.Peter then allows him to enter. The second man digs in his pocket and pulls out a set of car keys and says" These are bells". St.Peter then allows him to enter the pearly gates. the third man digs into his pocket and pulls out a pair of ladies panties. St.Peter looks at him puzzled and asks "And what do those represent"? The man smiles and said "These are Carols"!Darcy
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12-03-2008, 10:44 PM #4Legend
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Nice..!... this may be the start of one of the longest posts in these forums...
Steven
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