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04-14-2009, 05:51 PM #1SpamAssassin
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Are you a Liberal, Conservative or an Albertan?
Canadian humour
Are you a Liberal, a Conservative, or an Albertan?
Hereis a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife andtwo small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a hugeknife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screamsobscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges atyou. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expertshot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and yourfamily. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knockthe knife out of his hand?
What does the law sayabout this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he becontent just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could myfamily get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day andmake this happier, healthier street that woulddiscourage such behaviour.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this withsome friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Conservative's Answer:
BANG!
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Albertan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You're not taking THAT to the Taxidermist!Last edited by Cableguy; 04-15-2009 at 07:19 AM.
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04-15-2009, 12:57 AM #2Former Member
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I'm a conservative! One shot one kill!
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04-15-2009, 07:18 AM #3SpamAssassin
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Happiness is a belt fed weapon, son....Get some!
Originally Posted by TRPLXL2
I'm a conservative! One shot one kill!
Jamie
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I'm a conservative too
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Yep. Bang.
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Although I'm from Saskatchewan, i definitely am an "Albertan" I'll make sure that bugger don't get up. Originally Posted by Cableguy
Happiness is a belt fed weapon, son....Get some!
You can never be too safe with this in your back pocket.
I really do hope the conservatives get rid of this damn gun registration law... It wasted millions of tax payers money to do absolutely nothing. Well, nothing worth the millions.2002 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 z71
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hahah I guess I'm an albertan. What if he was wearing armor? Gotta put a few extra rounds in him as insurance.
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04-15-2009, 07:06 PM #9SpamAssassin
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Originally Posted by ippielb
Although I'm from Saskatchewan, i definitely am an "Albertan" I'll make sure that bugger don't get up.
You can never be too safe with this in your back pocket.
I really do hope the conservatives get rid of this damn gun registration law... It wasted millions of tax payers money to do absolutely nothing. Well, nothing worth the millions.
Conserative too.
A mini-gun with a back pack full of ammo....I'm in love
Ya gun laws took the guns out of regular citizens hands and put them into the bad guys hands....
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Damn the liberals,,,look where it has gotten us
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