They Walk Among US

[Cableguy]

They Walk Among Us in Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back. Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.


They Walk Among Us at Starbucks....

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one- get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us at the beach....

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?'

They Walk Among Us in Real Estate

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us in Tech support

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

They Walk Among Us as relatives....

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us at the Liquor Store

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us at the Airport

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us at the Pizza Parlor

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'



They Walk Among Us,

and Worst of all

.....they Vote and run for Office !

[b8k2jha]

True story! last week I had to get formula for my son it was late and I ran into a local wallgreens I walked up put the formula on the counter and the clerk looked at it, looked at me and asked "That for the little one"

[CarpenterGuy]

LOL oh man if only i could recall all of the Blonde moments i've encountered. Oh i remember one. I was at autozone and I was the only one there. I parked right infront of the door and walked in. the guy clearly saw me get out of my truck and proceeded to ask if that was my truck.

[b8k2jha]

Doesn't it make you wonder if they are just desperate for something, anything to talk about or is it numbness like you could only imagine!!

[Pete95Sierra]

[MWright936]

Good stuff!

[bry2500]

Nothing like a good morning Chuckle. Thanks for that.

[dwill3015]

Good stuff there Jamie!

[silveradotrailblazer]

Went to local Walmart with freind, total was $105.00, gave cashier $120.00, she entered $1200.00 into register and said we would have to wait for manager to bring her more money!! We waited just to see manager expression, it was pricless.