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06-09-2009, 05:29 PM #1
Men do remember anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
'I would have been released today.'
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06-09-2009, 05:53 PM #2
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06-09-2009, 06:11 PM #3
Jamie, nice timing, today is my 19th anniversary. I showed this to my wife and told her I thought it was funny. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.Gary
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06-09-2009, 07:58 PM #5
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06-09-2009, 09:11 PM #6
Lol things to look forward to. Only been married for 1.5 yrs now.
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06-10-2009, 01:15 PM #7
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Reminds me of Jarhead.
One of the guys either had to go to jail, or join the army.
While he was on the plane, flying to the desert,
he realized he would have been out of jail at that time.
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06-10-2009, 03:53 PM #8
Good onePeter Smet
06-10-2009, 04:16 PM #9
and i just got engaged...2000 silverado with a 5.3l v8, shorty headers, upgraded plugs, 10 mil wires, magnaflow high flow cats, flowmaster 80 series muffler(2 in 2 out) w/ 18 inch stainless silverline tips. i have a k&n CIA. its a 4x4 z71 offroad package. Ls model.
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06-11-2009, 05:39 PM #10
showing this to the wife when she gets home Im sure she'll find the humor in it2000 Silverado Z71 Whipple Supercharger, JBA Headers,3" cat back Flowmaster Exhaust, Volant cai, Pioneer Preimer deck,Orion subwoofer,03 signal light mirrors,03 taililghts
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