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Thread: Haircut......

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    Talking Haircut......

    A guy stuck his head into a
    > > barber shop, and asked , "How long till I
    > > Can get a
    > > haircut?
    > >
    > > The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
    > > said, about
    > > 2hours.'
    > >
    > > The guy
    > > left.
    > >
    > >
    > > A few days later the same guy stuck his head
    > > in the door and asked, 'How
    > > Long before I can get a
    > > haircut?'
    > >
    > > The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3
    > >
    > > hours..'
    > >
    > > The guy left.
    > >
    > > A week later the same
    > > guy stuck his head in the shop and
    > > Asked, 'How long before I can get
    > > a haircut?'
    > >
    > > The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an
    > > hour and a half.'
    > >
    > > The guy left.
    > >
    > > The barber turned to a
    > > friend and said, 'Hey, Bill , do me a favor.
    > > Follow that guy and see
    > > where he goes. He keeps asking how long he
    > > has to wait for a
    > > haircut, but then he Doesn't ever come
    > > back.'
    > >
    > > A little while
    > > later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing
    > > hysterically.
    > > The barber
    > > asked, 'So where does that guy go when he
    > > leaves?'
    > >
    > > Bill
    > > looked up, tears in his eyes and
    > > said, 'Your
    > > house.'
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's a great one!
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    Rofl!!!!!!

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    thats terrible........................................bu t I'm still LMAO
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    ha thats funny because somebody's probably done that somewhere at sometime.

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    OMG thats great

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    LOL!! Thats a good one!!
    You're driving is WAY more offensive than my swearing, assjack!!!


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    Muahahaha! Nice...

    Same barber.. guy comes in and says "How much for a haircut?"

    "$15"

    "How much for a shave?"

    "$5"

    "Good, shave my head."
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