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09-04-2009, 05:57 AM #1
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An elderly man in
> Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
> He had a large pond in the back.
> It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it
> up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
> orange, and lime trees.
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
> the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look
> it over.
> He grabbed a five- gallon bucket to bring back some
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
> laughing with glee.
> As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
> women skinny-dipping in his
> He made the women aware of his presence and they
> all went to the deep end.
> One of the women shouted to him,
> 'we're not coming
> out until you leave!'
> The old man frowned,
> 'I didn't come
> down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
> of the pond naked...'
> Holding the bucket up he said,
> 'I'm here to feed
> the alligator.'
> Some old men can still
> think fast.
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09-04-2009, 07:18 AM #2
hahahah thats great
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09-04-2009, 08:22 AM #3
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That's a nice story. It even has a moral. Don't swim naked in someone else's pond.Brian McCabe
Santa Rosa Beach, Florida
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09-04-2009, 10:39 AM #4
That's a good one!!1997 Chevy K3500
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09-04-2009, 10:55 AM #5
Theres been times in my life when I wish I could think that fast!2000 Silverado Z71 Whipple Supercharger, JBA Headers,3" cat back Flowmaster Exhaust, Volant cai, Pioneer Preimer deck,Orion subwoofer,03 signal light mirrors,03 taililghts
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