

OK, you've probably heard the usual:
(no profanity please)
FORD=Found On Road Dead
Chevrolet=Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
PONTIAC=Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks Its A Cadillac
DODGE=Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
And then there are the less known:
FIAT=Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
KIA=Korean Imitation Automobile
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There is no way to happiness....happiness is the way.
High Desert SoCal
93 K1500 burb (personal) 350 AT 3" Lift 250K+
02 Honda Civic LX
Looking for a 1990's Miata for an engine swap



Fiat= Fix it again Tony
GMC= Great Motor Cars
Technology is great, when it Works,
And one Big Pain in the Ass When it Doesn’t.
Detroit Iron Rules, All the Rest are Just Toys.
94 GMC Burban, 5.7L (350), 4X4, Auto
86 GMC Burban, 350, 2 WD, Auto
79 GMC pickup plow truck, 400, Full time 4X4, Auto
86 Pontiac Fiero SE, 2.8L, Auto, only mid engine American car
See a Pattern yet?
15 year GM assembly line worker.



Ford = Flickering Old Rebuild Dodge.
GMC = God's motor car.
Steve
02 Chevy Trailblazer LS (110K+ miles - loaded except for 4WD - WRECKED!)
99 Chevy Cavalier LS (105K+ miles - commuter car)
78 Chevy Suburban Silverado (454, 3/4 ton)
62 GMC 3/4 ton Pickup (350 police interceptor)
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My Trip to GM Detroit | Meeting w/ GMC, Buick & Cadillac
Replacement Chevrolet Tires




FORD...Frigged on race day
Jamie
2007 Ford E250(Work van) (Ya, Ya, shut up!)
1996 GMC Sierra SLE 1500 5.7L/4L60E
http://www.thefundumpster.com
FORD: Fix or repair daily
1990 Chevy Suburban (4WD)
FORD: Flip Over Read Directions
1990 Chevy Suburban (4WD)


AMC= Another Major Catastrophe
BMW= Broke My Wallet
Buick= Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA= Had One Never Did Again
MGB=Might Go Backwards![]()
There is no way to happiness....happiness is the way.
High Desert SoCal
93 K1500 burb (personal) 350 AT 3" Lift 250K+
02 Honda Civic LX
Looking for a 1990's Miata for an engine swap
Pontiac = Poor Old N______ Thinks Its A Cadillac
GMC = Garage Mans Companion
ScottyOntario, Canada93 GMC Sierra Ext Cab 4WD Loaded Teal Green (Wife Drives It)With Sirius Satelite Radio
03 Silverado LS Ext Cab 4WD Black W/ Sirius Satelite Radio Dual DVD Plyr's (for the kids)
Former Rides of Mine78 Chev Shorty Stepside SB350 Auto 35" BFG's79 Chev Shorty Stepside SB350 3spd 33" Uniroyals81 Chev Dually Flatbed SB305 / 350
About Ford They did one thing right they circled the problem (look on the emblem)
Ford backwards = Driver Returns On Foot
ScottyOntario, Canada93 GMC Sierra Ext Cab 4WD Loaded Teal Green (Wife Drives It)With Sirius Satelite Radio
03 Silverado LS Ext Cab 4WD Black W/ Sirius Satelite Radio Dual DVD Plyr's (for the kids)
Former Rides of Mine78 Chev Shorty Stepside SB350 Auto 35" BFG's79 Chev Shorty Stepside SB350 3spd 33" Uniroyals81 Chev Dually Flatbed SB305 / 350
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