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Thread: Beer vs Water

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    Default Beer vs Water

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:

    Water = Poo
    Beer = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

    There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.


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    I prefer beer/rum to water myself I like to drink things that have a taste to them not just wet

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockHead View Post
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:

    Water = Poo
    Beer = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

    There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
    lmfao well..OK THAN HAHAAHA does moon shine count??haha cuz i got some lol i allready talk stupid..so taht means ill talk like a smart person now??
    Padraic O'Neill
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.copenhagen View Post
    lmfao well..OK THAN HAHAAHA does moon shine count??haha cuz i got some lol i allready talk stupid..so taht means ill talk like a smart person now??
    Hey do you run shine in a black dodge like steve earl....



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    I believe that politicians drink more water than anyone else for obvious reasons
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    Well it is obvious that politicians drink 1000 times more water than the rest of us, as their are more s*&^ heads per capita in DC. They even beat out the crack heads down the street.

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    Coach you are speaking the truth on that one.

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    Grandma would whip me good if I lied.
    Just don't show her the reference to a crappy situation .

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    Drink more beer!!! lesson learned
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    Reg cab Long bed
    Rhino Lined
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockHead View Post
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:

    Water = Poo
    Beer = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

    There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
    Thats a good one
    David
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