Beer vs Water

[RockHead]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poo
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

[CoDaChrome]

I prefer beer/rum to water myself I like to drink things that have a taste to them not just wet

[mr.copenhagen]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poo
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

lmfao well..OK THAN HAHAAHA does moon shine count??haha cuz i got some lol i allready talk stupid..so taht means ill talk like a smart person now??

[Cableguy]

lmfao well..OK THAN HAHAAHA does moon shine count??haha cuz i got some lol i allready talk stupid..so taht means ill talk like a smart person now??

Hey do you run shine in a black dodge like steve earl....

[KD7ONE]

I believe that politicians drink more water than anyone else for obvious reasons

[Coach24]

Well it is obvious that politicians drink 1000 times more water than the rest of us, as their are more s*&^ heads per capita in DC. They even beat out the crack heads down the street.

[aloxdaddy99]

Coach you are speaking the truth on that one.

[Coach24]

Grandma would whip me good if I lied.
Just don't show her the reference to a crappy situation .

[Bowtie Man]

Drink more beer!!! lesson learned

[dsfloyd]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poo
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Thats a good one