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    Default i think my wife may be cheating on me

    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my truck next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my truck , that I noticed that differential was leaking a little fluid.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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    Ha. that one is hillarious every time
    David
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    hahaha, too funny.

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    That's good Thanks for the laugh

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    J H C nutbsh , I was really feeling sorry for you while I was reading that. You could write script in Hollyweird.
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    Wow!!! You had me there for a minute. Thanks for starting my morning off with a smile!

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    I agree with all of you,that was funny,i was already thinking of what advice to give on his cheating wife.
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    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
    2002 Chevy 1500 Ex-cab Z71: 5.3L, auto 4, shorties, hi-flow cats, true dual 2.5" straight pipes, AirAid intake, TBS, Platinum plugs, 8.5mm wires, programmer, 3in w/ 33s, also has the composite bed

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    Glad to see there is stuff like this going on in this forum. I'm usually the one providing fun stuff on other forums I belong to.

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    Hahaha thanks guys! But don't worry I'm not even married haha

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    16'' ion alloy, 33'' fierce attitudes
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