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    Granted but you lost the calories by seriously stressing becaue all of the teams you bet against, won.

    I wish we had more leftovers from yesterday.


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    Granted but your wife decided to try to make roadkill stew and stuck a fresh dead skunk in the fridge to make for tomorrow's dinner. Now all your leftovers smell and taste acrid.

    I wish the state had not allowed the public service companies (electric, gas, phone, cable, etc) to pass their taxes along to the consumer so that we end up paying their income taxes.
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    Granted but your state then passes a state income tax of 37%..... Taxes...

    I wish I had a Browning XT Trap shotgun.

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    Granted but the only way to get it was to trade in the new silverado so now you can't drive it to your buddies house to show it off!

    I wish ohio st would lose.

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    Granted, the ol ball coach drubs Auburn with his best game plan all year, unfortunately the Auburn loss leaves little to be desired in the National championship game as the Ducks run roughshod over TCU. (That's providing the Ducks don't choke & lose to Ore. state next week ha ha ha)
    It's happend before....ugh...

    I wish that Vin does get his trap gun, (a good over & under only costs $1,000 & he gets to keep his truck)..
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    Granted but now he's developed this odd desire to hunt squirrels with his new gun. He also decides to keep a tally of his kills on the side of his truck.

    I wish for a chair lift to drag my lazy ass back up the hill when I take my son sledding this winter.

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    Granted but the lift has no motor so you have to implement a pulley system to work your way up the hill. Now you're even more tired than you would have been if you had just walked back up the hill.

    I wish I didn't have to drive back home tomorrow.

    P.S.- Thanks, Stephan!

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    Granted but now he's developed this odd desire to hunt squirrels with his new gun. He also decides to keep a tally of his kills on the side of his truck.
    LoL. Nice!

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    Granted, but now you have to eat turkey 3x per day for the next year. Because of this, you have an incontollable urge to fart at least 100x per day, which is causing you to write "fart" on mulitple threads on this forum.

    I wish caddiac had an endless supply of Gas-X.

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    Hahaha..... Granted, but as a side effect you now have constipation and horrible lower abdominal pains.

    I wish the next too weeks weren't so damn busy...

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    Granted, but all you had planned over these two weeks was pushed to the following two weeks, and now you are incredibily busy as the end of the year approaches, thus you will not have time to attend any holiday parties.

    I wish I was not a Bronco fan....cheating and losing season have really put a damper on my NFL spirit.

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