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Thread: Skewed Wishes

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    Your wish is my command....POOF! You drive way is done with only one little change. It has Ford logos embedded in it.

    I wish that the men running for president were not, collectively, a bunch of lying bastards.
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    Your wish is granted, or at least as far as you know it is. All politicians are now truthful and you can't recognize the lies from truth. You vote not based on who has the best platform or who will bring the nation back to prominence, you base your vote on popularity and vote for Obama again along with 51% of the population.

    I wish that the Eagles could get their act together and win out this season.
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    POOF! The Eagles pull a bunny out of their hat, Earnest Angely lays hands on Michael Vick and proclaims "BE healed in the name of Jesus!" They win every game for the rest of the season. But then, in a local news paper tucked behind the grocery adds the head lines read "Vet treats two dogs belonging to Michael Vick for bite wounds........................."


    I wish for my furnace was not waiting on me to come figure out what is wrong with it.
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    Granted the furnace fairies stopped in and fixed your furnace and now it runs like new. Only problem is the furnace fairies moonlight as vehicle gremlins and have taken up residence in your vehicles.

    I wish it wasn't going to rain tomorrow, I have a couple vehicles that I need to do brake jobs on.
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    Granted ,the rain stops. But you didn't say anything about snow. So get your carhartts on and get the brake jobs done in the snow and ice.

    I wish Michelle Obama would break one of her legs, or both.

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    Granted, But she over came those 2 broken legs and wrote an inspirational book and a #1 selling movie about her strength during those months of recovery , with the nation behind her decided that it was Mrs. Obama time to become President of the United States.

    I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow and be at the shop at 5 in the morning
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    Granted, you don't have work due to a power failure, however you still wake up out of habit at an ungodly hour and can't get back to sleep.

    I wish I hadn't gotten hooked on modifying my son's power wheels. It's getting kinda expensive! lol
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    Granted. But now your wife comes home with a Sportster that needs upgrading and she won't take no for an answer( do they ever).

    I wish I had been smart enough to stop after marriage number 1.

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    Granted. You're still married to #1...

    I wish it would snow.
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    Question: Can we retract our wishes?

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