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Thread: Skewed Wishes

  1. #361

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    Granted: Next month your taxes will be raising..

    I wish that Texas was BIGGER!!


    2009 Chevy Silverado!

    Blacked out tail lights + 3rd brake light
    l Tint: 35% front windows and Limo on the rest l Hard wired Valentine One radar detector l Pirelli Scorpion Ice & Snow tires with GM CK375 wheels l Hand welded receiver hitch l HID lighting l SMD lighting l Blacked out front and rear emblems l Cherry Bomb Extreme exhaust dumped l 2 Kenwood 12's powered by a Kenwood amp w/ an Base control l

    2007 Chevy Tahoe LTZ---2012 Chevy Cruze
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    "Let's just agree that a perfect truck is hard to find, and we'll drive the Silverado till we find it." - Car and Driver

  2. #362

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    Granted. Unfortunately for you Texas is the only state in the Union with its own power grid, and while the state got bigger, the power grid did not. As a result, you must now contend with random rolling blackouts...

    I wish all women's clothing stores were Victoria's Secret stores!

  3. #363

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    (If it gets hot enough that happens anyway.. lol!!)

    Granted: now even your grandmother wears Victoria Secret thongs..

    I wish that men could forever understand what women were thinking..!

  4. #364

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    Granted: Now the human race is a single-gender race of hermaphrodites that reproduces asexually.

    I wish that women's tear ducts would stop working when they want to cry.

  5. #365

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    Granted: Now when they want to cry you have to look at that horrible face and listen to the horrible voices they make and you'll never know what's wrong..

    I wish that the gas pump would offer me a long time member discount..

  6. #366

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    Granted. But all the gas is 10% water.


    I wish I had a four door truck. Not enough room in the standard cab.


    2004 Chevrolet Silverado Z71
    4WD, Standard cab


    Current Mods:
    2" Rough Country torsion keys, Black Bowtie, 3rd brake light tinted, custom tint on headlight/turn signal corners and taillights, Tractor Supply low profile toolbox, 8000K green Xentec HID headlights/Fog Lights, Window tint, 285/75R16 Falken Rocky Mountain AT/S tires, Flowmaster 10 Series single chamber exhaust 3" tips.


  7. #367

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    Granted: With your new crew cab you have to settle with the 4.8L LS model...

    I wish that car warranties were better!

  8. #368

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    Granted, but car quality being inversely proportional to car qarranty quality results in having to rely on those better warranties more often. The net result is that you actually spend more time getting it fixed (for free) ... which is less time doing other things with the vehicle.

    I wish that I could teleport to locations I envision, like the main character in the movie 'Jumper' could.

  9. #369

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    Granted: Now once you begin to teleport everywhere, eventually you'll begin the teleport everywhere without your consent much like the movie 'click' where the main characters life begins to fast forward out of control. Plus if you get the option to teleport you won't have use for your truck anymore so that's it's own reason in itself..

    I wish that traffic would never have existed...

  10. #370

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    Granted.. by traffic no longer existing, neither do your vehicles.


    I wish It was a nice 65 degree day, and sunny.

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