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    Default Skewed Wishes

    Ok guys and gals, here's the deal if you've never played before.
    Someone posts a wish, the next poster grants it but it's a corrupted wish. That poster then wishes and it continues. So for example:

    XX said: I wish I had a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

    YY said: Granted, but it's actually peanut butter and toe jam.



    I'll start off:

    I wish the dog cleaned up after himself in the yard.
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    we have this same thread on my alero forums lol, ok..

    granted but he puts in on the back porch
    I wish I had more money to put into my truck
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    Granted...But unfortunately the money is from your Insurance co. & is the payoff for your truck that your wife totaled.

    I wish we had a Patriotic American statesman for our prez & not a Kennesian socialist.
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    Granted but before he leaves office he passes bills that force the country into an irreversible socialist state of affairs. (more likely to come true)

    I wish home heating oil cost less.

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    granted but its because there is no more left, so nobody sells any.
    I wish my parts would come in the mail already..and be the right parts for once

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    Granted but your tools are lost so you can't install them.

    I wish more people would jump in and play this.

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    Granted: With your new crew cab you have to settle with the 4.8L LS model...

    I wish that car warranties were better!


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    Granted, but car quality being inversely proportional to car qarranty quality results in having to rely on those better warranties more often. The net result is that you actually spend more time getting it fixed (for free) ... which is less time doing other things with the vehicle.

    I wish that I could teleport to locations I envision, like the main character in the movie 'Jumper' could.

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    Granted: Now once you begin to teleport everywhere, eventually you'll begin the teleport everywhere without your consent much like the movie 'click' where the main characters life begins to fast forward out of control. Plus if you get the option to teleport you won't have use for your truck anymore so that's it's own reason in itself..

    I wish that traffic would never have existed...

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    Granted.. by traffic no longer existing, neither do your vehicles.


    I wish It was a nice 65 degree day, and sunny.


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