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Thread: Skewed Wishes

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    Default Skewed Wishes

    Ok guys and gals, here's the deal if you've never played before.
    Someone posts a wish, the next poster grants it but it's a corrupted wish. That poster then wishes and it continues. So for example:

    XX said: I wish I had a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

    YY said: Granted, but it's actually peanut butter and toe jam.



    I'll start off:

    I wish the dog cleaned up after himself in the yard.
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    we have this same thread on my alero forums lol, ok..

    granted but he puts in on the back porch
    I wish I had more money to put into my truck
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    Granted...But unfortunately the money is from your Insurance co. & is the payoff for your truck that your wife totaled.

    I wish we had a Patriotic American statesman for our prez & not a Kennesian socialist.
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
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    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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    Granted but before he leaves office he passes bills that force the country into an irreversible socialist state of affairs. (more likely to come true)

    I wish home heating oil cost less.
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    granted but its because there is no more left, so nobody sells any.
    I wish my parts would come in the mail already..and be the right parts for once
    Justin
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    Granted but your tools are lost so you can't install them.

    I wish more people would jump in and play this.
    Patrick
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    Granted but every time someone joins in you lose a dollar.

    I wish I could shoot a big buck this weekend.

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    16'' ion alloy, 33'' fierce attitudes
    Lots of work left to do!

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    Granted, we have jumped in, but we are all idiots ha ha ha

    I would like to have Paris Hilton for 1 week


    edit**woops Nutbush beat me in by a minute. My reply was to above
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
    3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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    haha I'' grant yours since we posted at the same time

    Granted but you get Rosie O'Donnell too. hahaha

    I wish the same one as before that I would shoot a big buck this weekend.

    2006 Duramax LBZ
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    4'' Diamond eye to 6'' tip
    16'' ion alloy, 33'' fierce attitudes
    Lots of work left to do!

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    LOL, too funny NTBUSH. Granted, but this buck you shot is 15 miles from the nearest road & is a world record that weighs 397 lbs.

    BTW Rosie can shovel out the cow crap in the barn all week while I'm with Paris lol

    Hey Trailleader, what do we do now, NTBUSH has granted mine already?? See... I told you we were a bunch of idiots...lol
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
    3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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