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01-08-2008, 12:43 PM #111
Your so right!! You must have been there. That's one church that doesn't let back in.
The real story is about as good, I bought the 70 pictured about a year ago, for low money. Great paint, bed most everthing except, brakes all bad, steering loose, Ugly under hood, springs torched and bottomed, bad carpet, etc.no tail pipes just, nice duel 3in. The truck is sooo light in the back, I spin tires about anytime. .Thats the smoke part.
I also use my truck as an out reach, conversation piece at cruise-ins and become a friend to people and find out how I can help them in their lives. Ya end up with lots of friends. And we learn from each other. (I learn more). There were a lot of Miracles from day one on this, out of our control. I didn't even see it in the beginning. My whole life puts me at a good position for this.
A friend of ours, knew what was happening and knew how it spins tires all the time, she said "Holy Smoke". My wife and I's jaws hit the floor. So the trucks name is Holy Smoke.Jay :happy: Waxhaw, N.C.
70 Chevy C-10 Stepside from 86 lowered 2" front 3" back, 383ci/350hp. elec. seats,functioning cowl, wood bed, hidden hitch, hidden tach, long headers, duel 3" exhaust. perform int., semi-aggressive cam (no specs.)
69 Chevy C-10 Fleetside 350 ci 3spd. mild cam, 270hp,stock.duel 2.5" exhaust. Lowered 2" made own blocks
89 Ski Marlin Boat 350 ci:party: pulling machine. 7 skiiers.
01-08-2008, 02:00 PM #112
i like that story. there is some guy near me who used to go do donuts at the church near me all the time.Matt
1987 GMC Sierra Classic 5.7TBI
01-08-2008, 05:32 PM #113
I do donuts at church, but I use both hands with no coffee. Now they hide them.
01-23-2008, 03:19 PM #114
- Join Date
- Jan 2008
I jumped out of my seat for a second, then realizied, what else am i going to use my push bumper for.
01-05-2011, 12:36 AM #115
..so Caddi showed him how he could rev the snot outta it to well over 9,000 RPMs & dump the clutch, & like a flash they were off in a humoungous cloud of acrid smelling tire smoke, swerving all over the road & outta controll, when all of a sudden the CHP was behind them...1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol
01-05-2011, 10:04 AM #116
..........thinking he was an escaped bank robber named Will Steal who had just held up the First National Bank by threatening the teller with a throttle assembly. After getting $212.68 from the bank, Caddi decided to spend it on new additions to his porn collection. He purchased 6 titles including "Behind the Green Silverado", "stephan and the Super Duty", "The Devil in Mr. Daredevil", "Enkie Does a Dinky", "Enema of the State", and "Deep Throttle". After watching his new movie, Caddi was hungry and drove to the nearest burger joint where he ordered a................
2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
light & dark cashmere int)
5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
HD towing, Leather interior,
20" chrome wheels, chrome door
handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
(Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
20" chrome wheels, chrome door
handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.
01-06-2011, 12:07 AM #117
... 2 burgers, a large fries, a coke, 3 desserts & 2 milkshakes. On his wayout of the drive through he was sideswiped by Rosie O'Donnel in her "biotch Benz" cuz she was so busy stuffing fries in her pie hole she didn't see that Caddie had the right of way. Totally pizzed at her for the major damage to his eco friendly prius he grabbed his baseball bat from the trunk & proceeded to pound the crap outta every body panel & window on Rosies car, & when there wasn't a single square foot of metal left without a Louisville slugger wrinkle, he walked up to her window, where she was now a quivering mass of jello from her fear, & he........
01-07-2011, 11:01 PM #118
..and get the h*ll outta here. As Rosie drove off in a stupor, Caddie pondered whether he'd been too hard on her, & then busted up laughing, NOPE, the biotch got just what she deserved. After surveying the damage, he hopped in & sped off towards.....
01-08-2011, 10:09 AM #119
.......After thinking it over, Caddi decided his next victim would be Richard Simmons. He had to look hard to find the little guy, but soon discovered Simmons was conducting a seminar at an STD clinic where he challenged attendees to "feel the burn". Caddi went undercover by donning a lime green lycra workout suit. To be sure he attracted Richard, Caddi stuffed 4 socks into the crotch area. It took less that 4 minutes for Caddi to be noticed by Simmons. After letting Richard stroke his micro-mutt, Caddi suggested they go to the DQ to get a Blizzard. Simmons eagerly said yes, adding "I love nutz on everything". Caddi drove by the DQ and headed out of town. Simmons screamed and said.......
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