Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

[TexasEdition]

This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

I will start with a few.

1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

2. I love you for your money.

3. I do.

4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.

[DAREDEVIL]

Honey i'm broke

u cant have that

u eat to much

it wasn't me

[trapstud]

You need a shower

You should seek help

I don't love you anymore

Can we have a threesome?

You really are just like your mother

[stephan]

1. Yes

2. No

3. I don't know

4. I don't care

5. Whatever you say dear

6. Anything

[Bigbomber]

Anything having to do with her driving

[ghotachevy]

thats great lmfao

[mfleetwood]

Another girl's name, especially during that "special" time.

[DAREDEVIL]

i found yesterday that its importend not to say...

this tastes like chit honey.....

that pissed her off !!!!!!!...espacialy because it was ordered PIZZA..hehehe

[TexasEdition]

Of all the women I ever had sex with, honey, I'd rate you in the top 50.

[hardwickn]

if you had her body you'd be perfect