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    Nope I didnt take your call in office as my boss was chewing me out for making no right decisions in my life,And looking at you I agree he was not much off the target when he said that
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    Her: If God wanted women to suck d*ck, he would've made it taste like candy.

    You: He made it taste like bleach so you would remember to do the laundry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    Her: If God wanted women to suck d*ck, he would've made it taste like candy.

    You: He made it taste like bleach so you would remember to do the laundry.
    Omg!.... I have comment, but I don't think it is PG 13.. LOL Hope you do your own laundry, that all I can say.. bahaha!!



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    Can you smell these underwear so you can tell me if they are clean or not??.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCErica View Post
    Omg!.... I have comment, but I don't think it is PG 13.. LOL Hope you do your own laundry, that all I can say.. bahaha!!
    Hahaha. I do my own laundry...but I just couldn't help myself.

    Forgot to add my next one...

    Irony, the way women taste once a month.

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    And you know this from practical experience?

    Honey if you would bathe once a week the neighbors dog would stay home

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    Hey the ashtray is full. Can you spit in your hand so I can put this cigar out.???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Z71 Max View Post
    Hey the ashtray is full. Can you spit in your hand so I can put this cigar out.???

    Now that one is a winner, IMHO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach24 View Post
    And you know this from practical experience?
    Unfortunately, yes...I've had one bad experience in my time.

    Honey, when I say short and fat is where it's at...I'm not referring to you.

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    Honey I need some help. can you climb in the freezer and see is the light stays on when the door is closed hen locked?

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