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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
    I bought her a scale.
    And then the fight started…

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
    so, I took her to a gas station.
    And then the fight started…

    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
    “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
    He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"
    Nah, she can order for herself.”
    And then the fight started…

    A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
    The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
    And then the fight started…

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    As long as we're doing old jokes....

    I bet when you were a baby, they had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

  2. #152
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    Default I don't care

    I don't car who you are,thats funny.
    2008,2500 silverado,k-n filter,flowmaster 7o series muff. linex bedliner.

  3. #153

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    Honey I know you don't like the task of hanging clothes up , but I can afford starch so you can at least was them and then starch to make them stand on their own
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
    oldfart2413@gmail.com

    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

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    If you tell me one more time that you told me something that you didn't tell me, Im gonna forget to remember what you did tell me!!! DAMNIT!!!!

    (Scott) Myrtle Beach, SC
    January 2012 ROTM WINNER
    2011 GMC Sierra Z71 MAX 6.2 L w/ Trailering Package
    Rough Country, XD Rockstars, Nitto Trail Grapplers, N Fab, Lund Genesis, Putco, Gator Grip,
    Flowmaster 40 series, Diablosport InTune, Banks Ram Air CAI,
    WeatherTech, AVS Aeroskin, Tow Mirrors, Upgradeyourauto.com

  5. #155

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    I got you something much better for Valentines day. No roses , no candy, no jewelry. Something long lasting. I goy you a Two year mebership to Weight Watchers!!!!!!
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
    oldfart2413@gmail.com

    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

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    I declare this thread offensive to all spouses being female or male!!! We should be more sensitive to each others feelings in this politically correct world!!!!!,

    (Scott) Myrtle Beach, SC
    January 2012 ROTM WINNER
    2011 GMC Sierra Z71 MAX 6.2 L w/ Trailering Package
    Rough Country, XD Rockstars, Nitto Trail Grapplers, N Fab, Lund Genesis, Putco, Gator Grip,
    Flowmaster 40 series, Diablosport InTune, Banks Ram Air CAI,
    WeatherTech, AVS Aeroskin, Tow Mirrors, Upgradeyourauto.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Z71 Max View Post
    I declare this thread offensive to all spouses being female or male!!! We should be more sensitive to each others feelings in this politically correct world!!!!!,
    Oh my whips and sabres oh my:na:
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
    oldfart2413@gmail.com

    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

  8. #158

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    If at first you don't succeed, chances are, you are using too small of a cheater bar

    Current:
    1999 GMC Sierra SLT Z71 | 5.3 Vortec | Spectre Cold Air Intake | TransDapt TBS | Hypertech 30005 Tune | 2005 Chevy Tails | Denali headlights | AWS Bug Shield | 265/75/16 Mastercraft Courser A/T | "Ghetto" painted tailgate | Boss HD Speakers | 2005 Overhead Console | Dual Thrush Turbo Mufflers
    Future:
    Bigger Amp Alternator | Electric Fans | Oil/Trans Fluid cooler | Re-done exhaust | Paint | Interior Restoration/upgrade with newer model stuff | Window Visors (In channel) | Tint | Low-Profile Tool Box | LEDs throughout stock cab locations | And whatever is spurr of the moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by rileyjr16 View Post
    How did you know that information it supposed to be protected by HIPPA
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
    oldfart2413@gmail.com

    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

  10. #160

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    Honey, did you put the trash out? Do not ask this. Just go check yourself because if she did your already in trouble but if you ask and she did well lets just say your on your own for a while.


    2002 Chevrolet Silverado Extended Cab SportSide: See Mods in My Garage

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