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  1. #181

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    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
    oldfart2413@gmail.com

    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

  2. #182

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    While having sex you stop and look at your wife and say "Did I hurt you?" "No, why?" "You moved!"
    Ford has a better idea! Drive a GM!

    07 GMC Sierra Classic
    07 Honda Accord EX-L

    68 Camaro (blown)
    2011 Ford F550 V10
    I don't own this truck, I just drive it!

  3. #183

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    "Your sister was better..."

  4. #184

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    Are you going to eat all the KFC. Or leave a morsel for the rest of the family?
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
    oldfart2413@gmail.com

    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

  5. #185

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    Well, after 4 marriages and subsequent divorces I have learned that as men we are better off not to talk to our women. Just bring home the bacon and be a performer in the bedroom. Talking seems to ruin it for us....................


    2002 Chevrolet Silverado Extended Cab SportSide: See Mods in My Garage

  6. #186

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    "While you're getting the hail damage estimate for your car can you have the adjustor check out your legs, hips, and thighs, too?"

  7. #187

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    When she asks, do these pants make me look fat?
    Reply, Its not the paints.
    Tim Walters (Curky)

    Wrangler AT/S 265/70R17 - Trail-FX window vents - Husky fitted splash guards - Silver Star zXe - Leveling kit -

  8. #188

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curky View Post
    When she asks, do these pants make me look fat?
    Reply, Its not the paints.
    I used to do that to the ex-wife and then laugh. It actually made her stop asking me loaded questions. It may also play into why she's an ex- (which is fine by me).

  9. #189

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    Quote Originally Posted by SurrealOne View Post
    I used to do that to the ex-wife and then laugh. It actually made her stop asking me loaded questions. It may also play into why she's an ex- (which is fine by me).
    I don’t answer question of anything of that nature (loaded). I just laugh and walk away. I did once and since that time I told her I will never answer anything close to a loaded question.
    Tim Walters (Curky)

    Wrangler AT/S 265/70R17 - Trail-FX window vents - Husky fitted splash guards - Silver Star zXe - Leveling kit -

  10. #190

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    Any woman (edit: any person, for that matter) who asks for my opinion is going to get it in raw, uncensored form. If you don't want to know ... don't ask. It's that simple!

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