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  1. 01-02-2011, 07:01 PM #21
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    an other one u ahould not say is :

    " HONEY .... I GOT THIS !!!!! "

    always fails..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by caddiac View Post
    Walk up behind her, put you arms around her waste and grope her tummy. When she says what the @#$% are you doing say "playing with your breasts".
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    Quote Originally Posted by caddiac View Post
    Her response to any of my wise cracks "I know where you sleep and how to use a knife"........
    sounds a lot like what my G/F would say to anything smartazz i say
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    never ask her to put in a good word for you with another woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by clgoch187 View Post
    never ask her to put in a good word for you with another woman
    Yep, that's a death sentence lol
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    The one that got my ex all pissed was if I called her a biotch!

    Needless to say, she was the biggest biotch I ever met.
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    Never tell your wife she is better at sex than her best friend.

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    you should never tell your woman thats other than for food and sex you'd be better without her......no matter how true it is.
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    after sex you should never say " well at least i got mine!"
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    Never say Hey You!
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