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    Years ago I was watching some show on tv with my girl and some babe comes into the shot in a bikini. My girlfriend goes "I wish I had her body" - without a moments hesitation I blurted out "so do I!!!" LOL!!
    You're driving is WAY more offensive than my swearing, assjack!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by thrasher View Post
    Years ago I was watching some show on tv with my girl and some babe comes into the shot in a bikini. My girlfriend goes "I wish I had her body" - without a moments hesitation I blurted out "so do I!!!" LOL!!
    So how many stitches did it take?
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    Your cooking sucks!!!

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    You can't cut me off if you don't know where I'm gettin' it.

    I have said this and been abruptly broken up with lol.


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    Hey hun lets go buy you a more feminine looking winter coat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Z71 Max View Post
    Your cooking sucks!!!
    If you said that to me, I would have thrown the pot full of food in your face! HAHA!!.. then said make your own dinner, then made you clean up the mess that I created, then take your truck and peel out the driveway, creating smoke and burning the tires, and then go to the drive thru, get a burger with bacon and cheese, with fries and a coke and bring it back home and eat it in front of you... not offering you anything... LOL ... And yes, I would seriously be that big of a .......

    But, that in reality would never happen; the YOUR COOKING SUCKS! Cause most people know I can cook, bake, bbq etc.....
    Now dessert, that is the guys job! *wink



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    I would love to eat you for dessert anyday all day. A little whipped cream, strawberries, Ice cream, Hot fudge and cherries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach24 View Post
    I would love to eat you for dessert anyday all day. A little whipped cream, strawberries, Ice cream, Hot fudge and cherries.
    None of those are 'things you should never say to your spouse or significant other'. This, however, is:

    "What the hell did you do to your hair?!"

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    If she asks you why you're blow drying below your waste...never respond with "I'm warming up your lunch."

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    "aren't you going to change?" (referring to clothes)


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