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    "My ex- could teach you a thing or two, in bed..."

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    OH mY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Honey I am going to have to get a crane so we can get you in the truck
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
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    If your girlfriend/spouse catches you blow-drying your penis for some reason and bothers to ask what you're doing, apparently, "Heating your dinner" is not the right answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SurrealOne View Post
    If your girlfriend/spouse catches you blow-drying your penis for some reason and bothers to ask what you're doing, apparently, "Heating your dinner" is not the right answer.
    it isnt DARN!! ill remember not to say that now
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    Darlin' you got more dimples on your arse than all my golf balls put together

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    "We need a third in this relationship..."

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    I can't remember which house I left that box of condoms

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    Do you really think you should be eating that?


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    I sure hope you don't end up looking like your Momma!!!

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    "I'd climb the highest mountain just to be without you..."

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