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    Master Mechanic TexasEdition's Avatar
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    Default Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

    This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

    I will start with a few.

    1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

    2. I love you for your money.

    3. I do.

    4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

    5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.

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    Honey i'm broke

    u cant have that

    u eat to much

    it wasn't me

    1996 Suburban K3500 SLT DUALLY
    1988 Camaro RS 383 stroker LT1
    1992 32' Aero-tek Race Boat, 600 CI BBC
    WE CAN STICK A DIESEL IN ANYTHING
    SPECIALIZED IN CUSTOM CONVERSIONS OF ANY KIND
    Scott:glasses:

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    You need a shower

    You should seek help

    I don't love you anymore

    Can we have a threesome?

    You really are just like your mother

    2002 Suburban 4x4 LS 9 Passenger
    1991 Ford F-150

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    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. I don't know

    4. I don't care

    5. Whatever you say dear

    6. Anything
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
    3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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    Anything having to do with her driving
    [/SIGPIC]2009 Chevy Silverado LT 1500 EXT CAB 4X4 Vortec 4.8L SFI,K&N air filter,Weathertech Floor Liners ,Weathertech Stone/Bug Deflector, Line X Spray On Bedliner, TruXport Rollup Tonneau Cover, Molded Mudguards, Viper 5701 LE 2 way Security Alarm/Remote Starter, Xm Satelite Radio,BILSTEIN 5100 rear shocks,BILSTEIN 5100 front levelling shocks,READYLIFT 2" rear lift blocks,Goodyear Wrangler Territorys -265/70R 17"

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    thats great lmfao
    2000 sierra 1500 5.3
    k&n cai
    hypertech programmer
    flowmaster catback
    7" lift 456' s. 35/12.5 nitto teragrapplers
    roll bar. Baha spare tire holder
    brush guard custom tail lights
    full sound system dvd nav

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    "honey....I think you're being unreasonable."
    That statement compounded the situation, the situation being, I spent the ENTIRE weekend in my shop right after getting back into town from being gone six weeks, this resulted in one seriously upset women, and it drove me to that comment. After I said it I walked back out to the shop and grabbed a shovel to start digging my grave.

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    Wow that fart was pretty good!! Can you take a good whiff and guess what I ate for lunch??

    (Scott) Myrtle Beach, SC
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    Rough Country, XD Rockstars, Nitto Trail Grapplers, N Fab, Lund Genesis, Putco, Gator Grip,
    Flowmaster 40 series, Diablosport InTune, Banks Ram Air CAI,
    WeatherTech, AVS Aeroskin, Tow Mirrors, Upgradeyourauto.com

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    Look, Your hair will not fall out if you wash it daily
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
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    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
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    "If He asks you to go a mile go two"

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    I work 2 speeds. If you dont like this one, you sure ain't gonna like the other one!!

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