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    Default Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

    This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

    I will start with a few.

    1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

    2. I love you for your money.

    3. I do.

    4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

    5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.

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    Honey i'm broke

    u cant have that

    u eat to much

    it wasn't me

    1996 Suburban K3500 SLT DUALLY
    1988 Camaro RS 383 stroker LT1
    1992 32' Aero-tek Race Boat, 600 CI BBC
    WE CAN STICK A DIESEL IN ANYTHING
    SPECIALIZED IN CUSTOM CONVERSIONS OF ANY KIND
    Scott:glasses:

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    You need a shower

    You should seek help

    I don't love you anymore

    Can we have a threesome?

    You really are just like your mother

    2002 Suburban 4x4 LS 9 Passenger
    1991 Ford F-150

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    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. I don't know

    4. I don't care

    5. Whatever you say dear

    6. Anything
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
    3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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    Anything having to do with her driving
    [/SIGPIC]2009 Chevy Silverado LT 1500 EXT CAB 4X4 Vortec 4.8L SFI,K&N air filter,Weathertech Floor Liners ,Weathertech Stone/Bug Deflector, Line X Spray On Bedliner, TruXport Rollup Tonneau Cover, Molded Mudguards, Viper 5701 LE 2 way Security Alarm/Remote Starter, Xm Satelite Radio,BILSTEIN 5100 rear shocks,BILSTEIN 5100 front levelling shocks,READYLIFT 2" rear lift blocks,Goodyear Wrangler Territorys -265/70R 17"

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    thats great lmfao
    2000 sierra 1500 5.3
    k&n cai
    hypertech programmer
    flowmaster catback
    7" lift 456' s. 35/12.5 nitto teragrapplers
    roll bar. Baha spare tire holder
    brush guard custom tail lights
    full sound system dvd nav

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    Another girl's name, especially during that "special" time.


    Mike (Denver, CO) - 2008 Sierra 1500 Z71 SLE 5.3L 4WD

    SUSPENSION: Rancho 4" Suspension Lift; Rancho RS9000XL Shocks; Rancho Skid Plates; Rancho MyRide Wireless Shock Controller;
    TIRES:
    BFG All Terrain KO 315/70/17
    DRIVE TRAIN: 4.56 Gears; Detroit TrueTrac Differential; True Cool 40k Transmission Cooler
    PERFORMANCE: DiableSport Predator Tuner; Custom Tuned by Diablew; Magnaflow Exhaust; AFE Cold Air Intake
    ELECTRONICS: Kenwood DNX6180 Touchscreen; Subthump box w/10" Kicker; Driver Information Center (DIC); Rear View Camera
    ACCESSORIES: Westin Brush/Grill Gaurd; Westin Nerf Bars; Truxedo Tonneau; 20% Tint; Tow Mirrors w/Heat & Signals

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    i found yesterday that its importend not to say...

    this tastes like chit honey.....

    that pissed her off !!!!!!!...espacialy because it was ordered PIZZA..hehehe

    1996 Suburban K3500 SLT DUALLY
    1988 Camaro RS 383 stroker LT1
    1992 32' Aero-tek Race Boat, 600 CI BBC
    WE CAN STICK A DIESEL IN ANYTHING
    SPECIALIZED IN CUSTOM CONVERSIONS OF ANY KIND
    Scott:glasses:

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    Of all the women I ever had sex with, honey, I'd rate you in the top 50.

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    if you had her body you'd be perfect
    2005 silverado 1500 z-71.
    fabtech 6" lift.
    air raid filter
    throttle body spacer
    4.56 gears.
    rancho rs5000 shocks.
    tow mirrors.
    american racing rims.
    firestone destination a/t 325/65/18.
    due to inflation your 2 cents no longer matters.

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