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    Master Mechanic TexasEdition's Avatar
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    Did you just eat raw fish?

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    These are all things I have said. Needless to say, I am single, lol.

    "Well, you don't have to cry about it."
    "You look better with the makeup on."
    "You must be PMSing pretty hard today, huh?"
    "Weight watchers called, they said theres nothing they can do."
    "I would take you to the movies, but I just don't think you're really worth the extra popcorn."

    Actually, my last girlfriend though some of them were funny in the right situation. Too bad she was such a bitch, lol.
    2005 Chevy Silverado W/T
    4X4|4.8 with some mods (has only slightly more pull than a 5.3)|Auto|4 door ex cab|Cooper Discoverer AT/3's in 285-75/17's on Helo 842's|Cooper Discover M+S 265-75/17's on Devino DV349's|Flowmaster 40 Single in Dual out with custom bent pipe from the end of the cats back|2" Procomp leveling kit|Custom made center console|Custom dyno tunes|Air Raid CAI|Air Raid Throttle Body Spacer|Apex brand topper|Kenwood Head Unit with Kenwood speakers|Painted mirrors/grille|Debadged except front emblem|Bilsteins front and rear
    Planned mods not in order
    2 inch lift|Custom front/rear bumper|hitch tire carrier|roof basket on topper, bars on cab|finish center console build|install Midland CB|Power options|Tint|Custom made raised bed in the bed of the truck|Lund LunarVisor
    Also have a 1992 Ford Ranger with a lot of stuff done to it. Currently waiting for a bit of a rebuild.


    "The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town."

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    I just got a shoe thrown at me for this one:

    Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"

    I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasEdition View Post
    Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"

    I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"
    Wow I am going to have to use that one!!

    2002 Suburban 4x4 LS 9 Passenger
    1991 Ford F-150

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasEdition View Post
    I just got a shoe thrown at me for this one:

    Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"

    I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"
    Ha Ha Ha Ha


    At least the tight pants keep it all together & make it look more compact lol
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
    3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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    Today's installment at TexEd's house. I told my wife I was going shopping for a tonneau cover for my pickup. She said "You sure spend a lot of money on that truck. Don't you think you should spend some of that money on me?" To which I replied, "I would darlin' but the truck is a better ride". To which she replied, "Good, from now on you can scr-- your truck then."

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    Told my wife once that when she turns 40 I am gonna trade he in for 2 20 year olds. She said honey your nit wired for 220 and if you even try it I will mke sure your plug won't even fit 120. I didn't even know she knew that much about electricty. Scarry
    Jim - MO
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    1976 Blazer (454,3/4 ton, 39.5x16.5 swampers) had it 23years stolen 3years ago :grrrrrr:
    (currently)
    1985 Reg cab 4x4 (350,1/2 ton)
    1986 Blazer (350,1/2 ton)
    1992 Sonoma (4.3 non-vortec 2wd)
    1992 Step-side Sierra Z71 (355,4x4,1/2 ton)
    :gasp:(wife's Truck)
    2007 Dodge Ram Big Horn (4.7 flex fuel,2wd,1/2 ton)

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    "Your lease is about up".........

    that ended well (not really)

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    Hey honey, does the word "swinger" have one r or two?

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
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    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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    Today's input: "Honey, do people in your family live a long time?"

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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