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    Let's play a game, I'm gonna lock you and the dog in the trunk for an hour, when I let you both out, the one smiling stays.

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    "honey....I think you're being unreasonable."
    That statement compounded the situation, the situation being, I spent the ENTIRE weekend in my shop right after getting back into town from being gone six weeks, this resulted in one seriously upset women, and it drove me to that comment. After I said it I walked back out to the shop and grabbed a shovel to start digging my grave.

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    Wow that fart was pretty good!! Can you take a good whiff and guess what I ate for lunch??

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    Look, Your hair will not fall out if you wash it daily
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    I work 2 speeds. If you dont like this one, you sure ain't gonna like the other one!!

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    It's just a case of Secret, I thought you ran out by the number of flies hovering around you.

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    "What do you mean you've never heard of March 14? It's Steak & BJ day; the guy's valentine's day!"

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    You will have to wash clothes by hand. You arent worth the electric we use with the washing machine.

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    "Please wear white when doing the dishes because I want the dishwasher to match the stove."

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    The oil needs to be changed in the truck. Can you ring-out your hair. There shoild be at least 5 quarts in there.

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