Famous last words........

**Grynder** · 06-04-2007, 02:56 PM

Heres some rather "infamous" last words.......... hope you all enjoy !

I'll bet you a beer........
I'll get a world record for this.
Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
No, my shoes aren't untied.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
What's that priest doing here?
You look just like Charles Manson.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Hey that's not a violin.
I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
OK this is the last time.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
What duck?

**TrailLeadr** · 06-04-2007, 02:59 PM

I like the one about the birthmark...

I should check my daughter's scalp for that...lol
Those are good!

**95CTburb19** · 06-04-2007, 06:38 PM

i still think "1 more try" is the worst. When i used to skateboard that was instant death as soon as you said it. I broke one wrist, two fingers and cut my head all on "1 more tries"