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01-09-2011, 08:48 AM #1
The GMTC Dictionary for the Computer challenged
As a public service we need to create a dictionary of technical computer and Internet terms to share among us GMTC brethren and sisteren. I'll start off with a few, but please add more and more. Please keep them PG-13 though.
1) Browser - one of those battery operated devices used to trim your eyebrows.
2) Adobe Flash - something you do in a Santa Fe hotel wearing only a trenchcoat.
3) Wikileaks - what happens if you drink too much beer in a short period of time.
4) Youtube - hard to keep this PG-13, let me just say that only guys have one.
5) Download - scarfing down pizza from a buffet while seated
6) Upload - scarfing down pizza from a buffet while standing
7) Spyware - attaching a micro camera to your underwear for the purpose of covert operations
8) Hard drive - a route driven at night during treacherous weather over winding roads
2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
light & dark cashmere int)
5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
HD towing, Leather interior,
20" chrome wheels, chrome door
handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
(Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
20" chrome wheels, chrome door
handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.
01-09-2011, 09:11 AM #2
- Join Date
- Apr 2010
- Piermont,NY, back in Northern NJ now, But may be in IL soon....
You forgot Spell check...08 Z71 Avalanche Mods to date: K&N CAI,Hellwig Swaybars and End Links, Corsa Sport Exhaust, Superchips Programer,IPCW LOF & 3rd brake light and tails, AMI Gas door,Show Hooks and Door locks, Enkei Wheels, with Pirelli tires, StreetScene Bowties, Grant Steering wheel,Muth signal mirrors,SSBC Big Brake kit,Huskyliner Mug gards,Floor mats and Hood shield, McGard Lug nuts and locks, Bedrug, Cervini's Ram Air hood,35watt HID Fog lights, Sylvania bulbs all around ZXE's Highs and Lows, WhiteNight Back up lights,Sirius and HD Radio, SnugTop sitting on deck now Got a Softopper on now,Tempress Boat Hatches.... New Bilstein shocks are on... New Mods coming soon..... X
01-10-2011, 11:30 AM #3
01-10-2011, 07:12 PM #4
i thought a download was droppin large volumes into the crapper
IM- im typing arent i?
PM- forgot the s03 Silverado 1500
2 Blaupunkt 10" vW1000 subs in Subthump box
ProComp Level Lift & 3" rear blocks
01-11-2011, 01:39 PM #5
Backup: What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
CHIP: Pasture muffins that ya try not to step in
CRASH: When ya go to Bubba's party uninvited
DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when ya pull the trigger
HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair
MEGABYTES: A day of good fishin'
MEGAHERTZ: How yer head feels after 17 beers
ONLINE: Where ya stay when takin the sobriety test
SPREAD SHEET: What Momma puts on the bed for a new boy friend
WINDOW: Place in the truck to hang yer gunsPavement sucks... :grrrrrr:
1994 K1500 4x4 Ext. Cab
PCM chip and Xenon 8000k bulbs
350cu.in bored over .050"
balanced Crank, 10:1 compression
Flat top pistons,cam,ported heads
Option Racing Cold Air Intake
Holley Throttle Body Spacer
Accell Igition, 45kv coil
FloTech Headers, no CATs, dual exhuast
Goodyear Silent Armor A/T 305/70-16
Pioneer SupertunerIII CD USB Bluetooth
Kicker ZX200.2 ZX Amp
Kicker Audio COMP 10" Subwoofer
01-11-2011, 07:15 PM #6
forum- fer um, not fer yous
01-11-2011, 09:35 PM #7
- Join Date
- May 2010
- Blog Entries
01-12-2011, 03:51 PM #8
Antivirus - Coughing on people who disagree with you when you have the flu.
Google - What the neighbor lady does when you mow the yard in yer thong.
Yahoo - What your wife sez when she sees you nekked.
Bandwidth - The setting on your fat cousin's lap band.
Task Manager - Your wife.
Windows Explorer - The creepy old man with a camcorder that lives down the road.
Trackpad - What you jot down your bets on when you are at the track.
01-13-2011, 06:18 PM #9
USB- hispanic slang pronounced: "us-b!"
BATTERY- remember when you beat your soon to be ex wife? yeah thats it
SAFE MODE- double baggin and still pullin out
01-14-2011, 04:52 PM #10
Hyperthreading - Sewing after drinking 12 cans of Jolt
Security suite - Having a lockable bedroom when your wife finds out you were with her sister.
Windows Defender - Homemade burglar bars
Trackball - What happens when you accidently get your junk stuck in your zipper
Barcode - what happens in the bar STAYS in the bar
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