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    Default The GMTC Dictionary for the Computer challenged

    As a public service we need to create a dictionary of technical computer and Internet terms to share among us GMTC brethren and sisteren. I'll start off with a few, but please add more and more. Please keep them PG-13 though.

    1) Browser - one of those battery operated devices used to trim your eyebrows.

    2) Adobe Flash - something you do in a Santa Fe hotel wearing only a trenchcoat.

    3) Wikileaks - what happens if you drink too much beer in a short period of time.

    4) Youtube - hard to keep this PG-13, let me just say that only guys have one.

    5) Download - scarfing down pizza from a buffet while seated

    6) Upload - scarfing down pizza from a buffet while standing

    7) Spyware - attaching a micro camera to your underwear for the purpose of covert operations

    8) Hard drive - a route driven at night during treacherous weather over winding roads

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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    You forgot Spell check...
    08 Z71 Avalanche Mods to date: K&N CAI,Hellwig Swaybars and End Links, Corsa Sport Exhaust, Superchips Programer,IPCW LOF & 3rd brake light and tails, AMI Gas door,Show Hooks and Door locks, Enkei Wheels, with Pirelli tires, StreetScene Bowties, Grant Steering wheel,Muth signal mirrors,SSBC Big Brake kit,Huskyliner Mug gards,Floor mats and Hood shield, McGard Lug nuts and locks, Bedrug, Cervini's Ram Air hood,35watt HID Fog lights, Sylvania bulbs all around ZXE's Highs and Lows, WhiteNight Back up lights,Sirius and HD Radio, SnugTop sitting on deck now Got a Softopper on now,Tempress Boat Hatches.... New Bilstein shocks are on... New Mods coming soon..... X

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkeiavalanche View Post
    You forgot Spell check...
    Spell Check - Something required by anal-retentive's who need perfection in order to comprehend the comprehendable.

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    i thought a download was droppin large volumes into the crapper

    IM- im typing arent i?
    PM- forgot the s
    03 Silverado 1500
    285/75/16 BFG's
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    Backup: What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods

    BAR CODE: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

    CHIP: Pasture muffins that ya try not to step in

    CRASH: When ya go to Bubba's party uninvited

    DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when ya pull the trigger

    HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

    INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair

    MEGABYTES: A day of good fishin'

    MEGAHERTZ: How yer head feels after 17 beers

    ONLINE: Where ya stay when takin the sobriety test

    SPREAD SHEET: What Momma puts on the bed for a new boy friend

    WINDOW: Place in the truck to hang yer guns
    Pavement sucks... :grrrrrr:



    1994 K1500 4x4 Ext. Cab
    PCM chip and Xenon 8000k bulbs
    350cu.in bored over .050"
    balanced Crank, 10:1 compression
    Flat top pistons,cam,ported heads
    Option Racing Cold Air Intake
    Holley Throttle Body Spacer
    Accell Igition, 45kv coil
    FloTech Headers, no CATs, dual exhuast
    Goodyear Silent Armor A/T 305/70-16
    Pioneer SupertunerIII CD USB Bluetooth
    Kicker ZX200.2 ZX Amp
    Kicker Audio COMP 10" Subwoofer

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    forum- fer um, not fer yous

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    Quote Originally Posted by caddiac View Post
    Hard Drive: Any where requiring speeds over 30 mph with your wife in the car.
    hahaha

    Ain't that the truth!

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    16'' ion alloy, 33'' fierce attitudes
    Lots of work left to do!

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    Antivirus - Coughing on people who disagree with you when you have the flu.

    Google - What the neighbor lady does when you mow the yard in yer thong.

    Yahoo - What your wife sez when she sees you nekked.

    Bandwidth - The setting on your fat cousin's lap band.

    Task Manager - Your wife.

    Windows Explorer - The creepy old man with a camcorder that lives down the road.

    Trackpad - What you jot down your bets on when you are at the track.

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    USB- hispanic slang pronounced: "us-b!"
    BATTERY- remember when you beat your soon to be ex wife? yeah thats it
    SAFE MODE- double baggin and still pullin out

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    Hyperthreading - Sewing after drinking 12 cans of Jolt

    Security suite - Having a lockable bedroom when your wife finds out you were with her sister.

    Windows Defender - Homemade burglar bars

    Trackball - What happens when you accidently get your junk stuck in your zipper

    Barcode - what happens in the bar STAYS in the bar

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