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    if you have to take the cab off to service the injector pump on the power(less)stroke.
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    If you say your a die hard ford fan, yet your selling your F-150 because its getting to expensive to fix all the time
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    If a hooker turns down a date with you because she does not want to walk back, you probably are a Ford driver.

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    If you paid to much for your sports car and your still getting beaten by Imports, You might be a Ford owner.

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    When the dog that comes out to chase your truck keeps looking back there is a good chance you are in a Ford 'cause a Dodge wouldn't attract the dog's interest.
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    When you find it less embarrassing to step out of the STD clinic rather than your truck. You might be a Ford owner.

    2011 Chevy Silverado LT 1500 Crew Cab Texas Edition. 5.3L
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    "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time.
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    Your new Ford F-150 has to be towed from to the dealer from the STD clinic and the gal that gave it to you is ashamed of sleeping with "a Ford puke".
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    Because life is too short to drive a Ford

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    When you open up your owners manual and there's a bus schedule printed inside. You might be a Ford owner.

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    When the hookers on Sunset Blvd keep waving you past, but smile & wave everybody else in... then you must be drivin a Ford

    lol Medic, "bus schedule" That's a good one
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    When you fill up your gas tank and realise your vehical just doubled in value. You might be a Ford owner.


    Thanks Stephan.
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    2011 Chevy Silverado LT 1500 Crew Cab Texas Edition. 5.3L
    - Convenience Package
    - 6K HID Kits Highs, Lows, Fogs
    - KN Air Filter
    - Custom Painted Bowties
    - Spray on Bed Liner




    "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time.
    - Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller USMC -

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