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    Default You Might Be a Ford Owner If.......

    OK, this is kind of a spinoff of the well known series "You Might Be a Redneck". In this case, we're talking about Ford Owners. It's meant to be in jest and please keep it G or PG.

    Here's an example to get things rolling.

    You might be a Ford Owner if.......

    ......Your air conditioner only works when the windows are down.

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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    ...If it don't start, don't run, the fenders are falling half off, the wheels are bent, the glass is broken out, it shakes & shimmies like a $10 dollar hooker, gets crappy mileage, is missing the tailgate cuz the bollards broke off, & your gf won't ride in it due to embaressment issues, then it must be a Ford...
    1988 Chevy C-3500 2wd (no pic)
    350 c.i. 5.7 L Stock Block, 4 Bolt Mains
    L-31 Vortec Heads, Edelbrock Cam & Intake,
    Holley 650, Flowtech Headers, Magnaflow exh.
    Jet Trans 700R4, B&M Ratchet, 4:10 gears,
    3" susp. lift kit "shadetree"
    No rev limiter, No speed limiter lol


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    ..........if you use your vehicle's speed control button to ignite your gas grill........

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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    ... you can't get into the box of your truck without some cheap, floppy, unreliable step and handle...

    side note - a quote from a friend: "Ford had a problem and they circled it"

    2001 Silverado Reg. Cab Not-So-Base -- SOLD
    2003 Avalanche Z71. No Cladding. Check out my Mod thread.
    1974 Triumph Spitfire 1500 - Work in Progress
    2003 Sierra 3500 Duramax. The Newer, Better Work Truck


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    .....if you have to use your alternate transportation to get to downtown Austin, Texas and you wind up getting arrested.......(watch video)

    http://www.kvue.com/news/Two-men-rid...113324824.html

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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    ... your trailer hitch just falls off while towing a bobcat down the highway... (true story)

    2001 Silverado Reg. Cab Not-So-Base -- SOLD
    2003 Avalanche Z71. No Cladding. Check out my Mod thread.
    1974 Triumph Spitfire 1500 - Work in Progress
    2003 Sierra 3500 Duramax. The Newer, Better Work Truck


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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasEdition View Post
    .....if you have to use your alternate transportation to get to downtown Austin, Texas and you wind up getting arrested.......(watch video)

    http://www.kvue.com/news/Two-men-rid...113324824.html
    Hey atleast the Bar tender had a NJ Devils shirt on....LOL

    You might be a Ford owner IF : The Gas Co's want to put a drilling rig on your driveway...,
    08 Z71 Avalanche Mods to date: K&N CAI,Hellwig Swaybars and End Links, Corsa Sport Exhaust, Superchips Programer,IPCW LOF & 3rd brake light and tails, AMI Gas door,Show Hooks and Door locks, Enkei Wheels, with Pirelli tires, StreetScene Bowties, Grant Steering wheel,Muth signal mirrors,SSBC Big Brake kit,Huskyliner Mug gards,Floor mats and Hood shield, McGard Lug nuts and locks, Bedrug, Cervini's Ram Air hood,35watt HID Fog lights, Sylvania bulbs all around ZXE's Highs and Lows, WhiteNight Back up lights,Sirius and HD Radio, SnugTop sitting on deck now Got a Softopper on now,Tempress Boat Hatches.... New Bilstein shocks are on... New Mods coming soon..... X

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    ....if you leave your brand new truck unlocked at the mall with the keys in it and no one steals it......

    2009 Tahoe LTZ (Blue Granite ext/
    light & dark cashmere int)
    5.3L Vortec V8 6 speed trans.,
    HD towing, Leather interior,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, & CD/DVD w/Bose.
    2010 Silverado LT Texas Edition
    (Black ext/Light titanium-ebony int.)
    5.3L V8, 6 speed trans, HD towing,
    20" chrome wheels, chrome door
    handles/grill/mirrors, CD, Raptor 5"
    Magnum nerfs, & Speedliner bed liner.

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    your truck came with a bicycle

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    ...if you're proud of the fact that your company didn't need a bail out.


    2003 Silverado, SOLD 1/11/11 for my... 2001 Ford Mustang Bullit, #1787

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