Everything was great on the way to work this morning. I stopped off to get some coffee and a little breakfast wrap. Pulled out and headed south on Matlock road in Arlington. Just minding my own business driving to work.

WHAP!

Trailblazer is destroyed. more to come

Better put some leagalease around this -- This thread exists for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be a 100% accurate recreation of any real-life events.