Joke. "Hell is not so bad..."

[Cableguy]

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing
in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so sad?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell, that's why I'm so sad!"

Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down
here.You a drinking man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's
we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness and wine coolers .
We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you
don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead
anyway."

Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"

Satan: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it!"

Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you
getcancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"

Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."

Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt,
it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

Guy: "Cool!"

Satan: "What about Drugs?"

Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a
great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?"

Guy: "No..."

Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."

[84fiero123]

Great, reminds me of 2 things to worry about.

In life there are only 2 things to worry about,

Whether you are sick or you are healthy,

If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, you have your health right.

If your sick you only have 2 things to worry about if you live or die,

If you live you have nothing to worry about, you lived,

If you die you only have 2 things to worry about,

If you go to heaven or hell,

If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about, your in heaven,

If you go to hell,
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You’ll be to dam busy shaking hands with friends,

So why worry?

[MD4x4 Fireman]

both of those were freakin hilarious