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    Default Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking isn't that obvious?).
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," the woman says.
    "But, I haven't even touched you!" says the Game Warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day, ma'am" said the Game Warden, and he left.



    Jamie

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    1996 GMC Sierra SLE 1500 5.7L/4L60E

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    that was funny !!!!!!!!!!
    Jeff

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    Default Love The Beast

    GOOD ONE!!!!

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    PRICELESS!!!!!!

    (2002 Chevrolet 3500)
    (1991 Chevrolet K5 Blazer)
    (2000 Maxum Boat Powered By A 5.0 Chevy Vortec )

    (previous vehicles)
    1997 Chevrolet 3500
    2003 Trailblazer
    2002 Chevy Tahoe
    1993 GMC Jimmy
    1987 Chevy Astro
    1986 GMC Safari
    1997 GMC Sonoma
    1994 Maxum Boat Powered By A Chevy Vortec

    !!!Seems to be a pattern!!!

    If your going to jump then be sure to bring a parachute in case you change your mind on the way

    DOWN!

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    thats funny shi* but i bet it could happen
    Matt
    1987 GMC Sierra Classic 5.7TBI


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