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    A man goes to visit his grandpa in the hospital.

    "How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.

    "Feeling fine," says the old man.

    "What's the food like?"

    "Terrific, wonderful menus."

    "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

    "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

    "No problem at all -- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they
    bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ...and that's it. I
    go out like a light."

    The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to
    question the Sister in charge.

    "What are you people doing?" he asks, "I'm told you're giving a
    95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be true?"

    "Oh, yes," replies the Sister.

    "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra
    tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and
    the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
    Jeff

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    Awsome joke the guys in the shop liked it too. Thanks for posting it.

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    that is great
    Matt
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