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    Default My Private Part Died Today

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in
    a nursinghome. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
    Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died
    today, and I am very sad."
    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
    crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my
    condolences."

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
    with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse
    Tracy.
    Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
    hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your
    pajamas."
    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you
    yesterday that my Private Part died."
    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
    your pajamas?"
    (You gotta love this ..)









    Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."



    Jamie

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    1996 GMC Sierra SLE 1500 5.7L/4L60E

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    Oh My.....that Was Funny!!!!!!
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    hahahaha
    Dan
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    Bwahahahaaaa!!!!

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    OMG.......LOL.........I try to have a viewing everyday.......But my wife say's the same as the nurse........

    Put that thing away....????

    Oh well there's always tomorrow!!!
    Just Another Day in Paradise...

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    thats funny shi* right there
    Matt
    1987 GMC Sierra Classic 5.7TBI


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