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    Default Three Things To Think About

    Three Things To Think About and oh so true! 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada (with mad cow disease) almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves right to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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    Sorry about the cow thing. I promise not to send you more retarded cows. BTW is a retarded cow same as a mad cow....?

    I say ole boy, your cow looks rather daft!



    Jamie

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    this was a very "moo-ving" post
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