The Black Panties

[makthenif]

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago
> >and her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get
back
> >into the dating world.
> >
> > Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know
> >anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, 'Mom! I have someone for
you
> >to meet.'
> >
> >
> > Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
> >another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for
a
> >weekend in Vermont.
> >
> >
> > Their first night there, she undressed as he
> >did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties.
> >
> >
> >
> > He was in his birthday suit. Looking her over,
> >he asked, 'Why the black panties?'
> >
> >
> > She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body
> >is yours to explore but down there I am still mourning.'
> >
> >
> >
> > He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
> >
> >
> > The following night was the same. She stood
> >there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit but
now
> >he was wearing a black condom.
> >
> >
> > She looked at him and asked: 'What's with the
> >black condom?'
> >
> >
> > He replied, 'I want to offer you my deepest
> >condolences!'

[Dj Friction]

Yes he does.........And can you blame him.....


Black...hummmmmm I'll have to buy some for her.

[Cableguy]

ROFLMAO! That was good

[MD4x4 Fireman]

i like that