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  1. #61

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    I will scream officer abuse and suggest to the judge that you spend 120 hours of community service rubbing my back.
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    i will testify that it wasnt abuse just so you cant get that back rub lol!!
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    Ohhh really?? You will scream officer abuse and sgt is gonna be your witness to this?? LOL I see how this blackmail thing works.... haha!! I don't think so, unless an evil spirit takes over my body, you are not getting 120 hours of back rubs or massages.. You will be locked away in solitary confinement, with a book. And, No, I have not changed my mind about conjugal visits.. Maybe sgt, will come down and see you, in your orange jumpsuit... LOL



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    Lettuce not sink to new levels. In the words of George Washington, "Get a room you two".

  5. #65

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    No conjugal with GMCerica , no crime. Although 3 hots and a cot might be better than what I currently have. Lol

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    Ohhh really?? You will scream officer abuse and sgt is gonna be your witness to this?? LOL I see how this blackmail thing works.... haha!! I don't think so, unless an evil spirit takes over my body, you are not getting 120 hours of back rubs or massages.. You will be locked away in solitary confinement, with a book. And, No, I have not changed my mind about conjugal visits.. Maybe sgt, will come down and see you, in your orange jumpsuit... LOL
    No no no. You get to keep your job after abusing me then you get community service. Of 120 hours of back rubs. I bet I can get many more witnesses if I promise to share. LMNBO !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach24 View Post
    No conjugal with GMCerica , no crime. Although 3 hots and a cot might be better than what I currently have. Lol

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    No no no. You get to keep your job after abusing me then you get community service. Of 120 hours of back rubs. I bet I can get many more witnesses if I promise to share. LMNBO !
    Great... A mob witness of GMTC truck guys.... hahaha... And who are they going to believe YOU, or a hottie Officer??? MMmmmm.. tough choice...



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    Ha! We will find a CHEVY truck judge and when I show up with my walker and oxygen tank I might have a chance.
    2010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
    72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
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    *walks into thread*

    *looks around.... >.> <.< *

    *backs away slowly.*

    Alex


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierraowner5.3 View Post
    *walks into thread*

    *looks around.... >.> <.< *

    *backs away slowly.*

    Alex
    hahaha i dont blame you at all alex...id suggest to turn and run as fast as possible
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    New teaching to readers..." see Alex run, Run Alex Run!
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    79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
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